Keanu Reeves is a vampire

[The Witch]

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

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Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:

 

[Harlequin]

Aint that some shit

 

[Big Casino]

Hahahahaha where did you find this

The paintings do bear a striking resemblance

 

[Will Graham]

He is an immortal not a vampire

Also that guy disappeared in Lebanon or something which is where Keanu was born

 

[The Witch]

Aint that some shit

It is.

Hahahahaha where did you find this

The paintings do bear a striking resemblance

My sister posted it and I saw it then was amazed at it.

 

[The Witch]

He is an immortal not a vampire

Also that guy disappeared in Lebanon or something which is where Keanu was born

Conor. Don't you lie to me. is that for real.

 

[Will Graham]

c a l i l i l y http://www.keanuisimmortal.com/

 

[Squid]

That is quite creepy!! I always knew there was something up with that Keanu guy!!

 

[Will Graham]

Also,

 

[The Witch]

@c a l i l i l y http://www.keanuisimmortal.com/

Conor.

You are the greatest.

 

[Tucker]

That is very weird

Makes me love him more

 

[Will Graham]

You will love these then, some are kind of shit but some are mind blowing

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/35-historical-doppelgangers

 

[The Witch]

Also,

Holy.












Ca-rap.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Also,

i actually got a laugh out of that one

 

[Tucker]

You will love these then, some are kind of shit but some are mind blowing

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/35-historical-doppelgangers

Lmao, ET

That one with Tom Felton is completely invalid.

 

[Squid]

Well I think that settles it. Keanu is Jesus. No wonder I don't like him much at all

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

fuck me sideways

 

[The Witch]

You will love these then, some are kind of shit but some are mind blowing

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/35-historical-doppelgangers

okay, THAT is too weird.

THAT is the strangest.

that looks so identical it's gotta be fake.

 

[Will Graham]

Tom Felton wishes he was Putin

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

and i got a bigger laugh out of that