I'm watching j00

[Bambi]

You meet the requirements then, clearly

 

[Noctis Lucis Caelum]

ok,how about this,turn your gas mark up to the highest it can go,and place your head on top of the flame,if you have an electric stoves,go in your dads cabinet,get his gun,and please shoot me so this will end

 

[Big Casino]

To my shame I didn't get that right away.
I hate to say it, but it's probably true.

Neither did i

 

[Bambi]

Tickle my balls with your tongue.

I would, but I still can't stick my tongue out

 

[King Sean]

What is Joo? A television show? I can already guess what its about....

 

[Bambi]

ok,how about this,turn your gas mark up to the highest it can go,and place your head on top of the flame,if you have an electric stoves,go in your dads cabinet,get his gun,and please shoot me so this will end

My cooker won't light unless the door is shut

Safety feature y'see

 

[Noctis Lucis Caelum]

ok,then,turn on the stovetop,that has to light,then,take a bottle of liquor and crack it over the flame

 

[Big Casino]

ok,how about this,turn your gas mark up to the highest it can go,and place your head on top of the flame,if you have an electric stoves,go in your dads cabinet,get his gun,and please shoot me so this will end

Geez your failing alot today. And here i was thinking you werent the poor sb banned user i thought you were

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

More like a Kelly-Protection feature.

 

[Donald Trump]

I'm surprised he didn't spell it liker. Which is the basis of a joke.
Why is a woman like a bar?
Liquor at the front, poker at the rear. etc etc

 

[Bambi]

ok,then,turn on the stovetop,that has to light,then,take a bottle of liquor and crack it over the flame

Got no alcohol, drank it all on Friday

 

[Big Casino]

I think shes invincible tbh

 

[Big Casino]

also the quote in your signature is dim

 

[Noctis Lucis Caelum]

i got banned from the SB because i kept using the emoticon,i just wish i were unbanned,and people,do me a favor,take a bottle of liquor,and put it in the microwave for 20 minutes

 

[Donald Trump]

also the quote in your signature is dim

Are you saying Tennyson knows better than he does? I hope not, for your sake.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i got banned from the SB because i kept using the emoticon,i just wish i were unbanned,and people,do me a favor,take a bottle of liquor,and put it in the microwave for 20 minutes

A slice of hairy pie for sir?

 

[Big Casino]

If it makes you feel better, i think you should be unbanned. You see id love to have conversations with you about microwaves and stoves etc.

 

[Donald Trump]

i got banned from the SB because i kept using the emoticon,i just wish i were unbanned,and people,do me a favor,take a bottle of liquor,and put it in the microwave for 20 minutes

You forgot the part when you tell us to switch the microwave on.

 

[Bambi]

I dont have a microwave either

 

[Big Casino]

Are you saying Tennyson knows better than he does? I hope not, for your sake.

Im saying i wouldnt commit 'sucide'
Who's Su?