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[Bambi]

I don't encounter bread trucks all that often

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I am wearing shoes, I know this because my feet are warm.

 

[Noctis Lucis Caelum]

okwhat do you encounter,maybe a bus,or a train,or a walrus pit?????

 

[Bambi]

It's raining, I don't want to go out

 

[Noctis Lucis Caelum]

then shove a fork in your toaster and turn it on

 

[Bambi]

Ive already electrocuted myself once this week, I like to try new things

 

[Noctis Lucis Caelum]

ok,lets see,,preheat your oven at 450 for 1 hour,then put your head inside

 

[Big Casino]

What gas mark is that?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Fred got out of hand.

Too many retards.

Please send backup immediately.

Over and out.

 

[Donald Trump]

The same temperature that Jews go into the oven at.

 

[Noctis Lucis Caelum]

What gas mark is that?

i said oven.not the stove,but if you wanna burn alive,put it at gas mark 10,then place your head on the pot holder

 

[King Sean]

Seagulls shit all over the place where i walk, fecking birds

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Jews

RACISM!

CALL THE POLICE (and ask for Sting)!

 

[Noctis Lucis Caelum]

i dont think the post is about seagulls anymore keyblade

 

[Bambi]

Mine only goes up to Gas mark 9

 

[Big Casino]

i said oven.not the stove,but if you wanna burn alive,put it at gas mark 10,then place your head on the pot holder

I dont have a pot holder

Next retarded statement please

 

[Donald Trump]

RACISM!

CALL THE POLICE (and ask for Sting)!

To my shame I didn't get that right away.
I hate to say it, but it's probably true.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Tickle my balls with your tongue.

 

[King Sean]

Then i am /fail And apparently, Kelly saw joos, not seagulls

 

[Donald Trump]

Mine only goes up to Gas mark 9

Mine goes to 11.