I'm such a slob. =/

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Fusilli

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Ugh, I just peeled an orange and orange juice sprayed all over my white top. ¬_¬ Gahh this *always* happens to me lol. Whenever I open a yoghurt it ends up splatting all over me. o_o Because of that I learnt to open them away from me, but whenever I forget to do that it always goes all over me. :monster:

I'm always getting myself covered in food, particularly jam doughnuts and sauce. >_> I swear I need a bib or something. D: Am I a complete slob or does anyone else share this clumsiness? -_-
 
AddleBoy said:
Sitophila - The desire to eat foods off the body of another person.
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Oh I definitely have that. :wacky: I'm always dreaming about chocolate men. >_>

Back on topic though.. ¬_¬ It always seems to be new clothes that I spill food on, it's like a curse. D: I got a HUGE blob of chocolate on one of my favourite tops, it didn't come out. ¬_¬ And I spilt beer all over my new skirt... and got covered in flour at school when I bought floury rolls. >_> I think I am just a slob. :monster:
 
AddleBoy said:
Sitophila - The desire to eat foods off the body of another person.
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Oh I have no desire to eat/lick it off :wacky:......

I'm a messy eater aswell. Had a Tikka Masala earlier and made a right mess of it. Poor lass must've thought she was looking after a baby and quite frankly I don't blame her haha:wacky:
 
Vesper Lynd said:
Back on topic though.. ¬_¬ It always seems to be new clothes that I spill food on, it's like a curse. D:
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I borrowed a friends white dreess and spilled spag bol down it -_-

I had to scurry off o the bogs to clean it off and had a big see thru patch for ages until it dried off.....rather that than the wrath of a ruined dress tho :wacky:
 
Hah, just my luck. Right after I make this thread I go to eat a curry, and then get the curry sauce on my top. :wacky: It's sod's law I tell ya. >_>
 
Stuff like that happens to me all the time.

Like...with little plastic cups filled with sliced peaches. The stupid peach syrup goes everywhere. Oh, and the marinara sauce Pizza Hut provides with orders of bread sticks. I can't keep that crap off me.

Fortunately, I don't care if I'm covered in crap (as in the food--not excrement).
 
Im so hungry.......I think iv worked out how to work my cooker again aswel :monster:
 
I'm pretty much a slob, myself. I drip food and sauce on my shirt and pants, sometimes on my husband's clothes too. I'd spill water inside his car and all over his seat...I just can't get it right!

I make quite a mess when I eat too. >.> It drives me crazy that some people manage to keep their plate filled with food all artsy-looking and clean...while mine is usually a mess. Oh well.
 
My mum does stuff like that all the time. I just have trouble with pasties, because the pastry is always really flaky and I get covered in it. I did spill half by chicken korma baguette down me the other day though.
 
Heh, I'm rarely a slob with food. I'm really good at keeping stuff off of my clothes and on my plate or in my wrapper, probably because I hate doing laundry so much. I'm really meticulous when it comes to eating, anyway. Gotta keep the elbows off of the table and don't turn your head when going to bite and all that stuff. Sometimes I drip soda on myself or accidentally drop a jawbreaker, though. But those things get stainsticked right quick. :monster:
 
It really depends where I'm at how sloppy I can be. If I'm looking nice and I go out, I try to be as careful as possible when it comes to food. Otherwise if I'm just eating and don't really care, I'm sloppy. I wipe my hands off on my pants, crumbs everywhere, sometimes I'll spill sauce on my shirt or pants. Yeah, I can get pretty sloppy when I don't care.
 
Mitsuki said:
I'm pretty much a slob, myself. I drip food and sauce on my shirt and pants, sometimes on my husband's clothes too. I'd spill water inside his car and all over his seat...I just can't get it right!

I make quite a mess when I eat too. >.> It drives me crazy that some people manage to keep their plate filled with food all artsy-looking and clean...while mine is usually a mess. Oh well.
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Oh god, me too. I try not to but when I eat I always get sauce on me. :/ This is why I rarely wear white. I know that every time I eat a hamburger or a egg sandwich with ketchup it always drips on my shirt.

Me too, again. XD My plate is ALWAYS a mess.

I don't understand how girls eat so daintily. I've seen girls eat something simple as a brownie daintily. I feel like taking the browning and shoving it in their mouth.

Pooley said:
My mum does stuff like that all the time. I just have trouble with pasties, because the pastry is always really flaky and I get covered in it.
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Same with me, every time I eat flaky pastries I always get covered in flakes.
 
I cant seem to drink from a can without spilling some on my shirt, and i mean every time i take a sip. This started when i shaved my head, I think basic skills are stored in hair.
 
The more careful I try to be the messier it get's, take me somewhere posh and half the food ends up splattered across the table. I don't know how I miss my gob sometimes, it's a big enough target.
I'l try getting something with my fork and more often than not it will fly across the table aswel

And as for my PLATE well, it lookslike Iv been eating baby food when I'm done, it all seems to mix together and just leave a mess :wacky:
 
Whenever I eat a sausage roll or any kind of pastry I always get covered in flakes. -_- And when I eat Spag Bol or Chilli or anything like that I get sauce all over my face, I got it on my forehead once. o_O And I can't eat cream cakes without getting whipped cream on my nose. :wacky:
 
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