I'm doing everyone a favour.

[Rorolina Frixell]

What can I say...?

 

[Davey Gaga]

I know I'm late but idc. Whilst you lot were shitting out ostrich egg-like bitching posts, I was rolling around in a sand bunker in a golf course, phoning Virgil and Pooley then walking 7 miles at 2am. I'm running on about 2 hours sleep altogether.

@Julius: Actually, one person basically convinced me to stay for awhile.

Then we shall kill him with fire.

Your ego?

I lol'd.
Btw, you. That situation got worse last night.

http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/memberslist/iris.html

;D

[/highandmighty]?

Like I said, I'm in a good mood today. It'll take A LOT to set me off.

Like "so you like watching boys kiss?" xD

Quit Forking Me!!!

You were wellllllllll annihilated by the caps filter.

This thread reminds me of me leaving this thread long ago...yet I'm too busy providing lulz for everyone.

You've lost your touch.

Apparently he watches people kissing, so I started out by asking random related questions and... well, it came out into that eventually.

Shit-stirring cunt that you are.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Hahaha. We'll talk later on MSN, lest it be put in the Club thingy.

 

[Bambi]

You rang me aswel shit head but I was otherwise engaged

 

[Davey Gaga]

*I* didn't. My pal did. And she's the one I argued with.

Poo said he was talking to Jane the first 2375623986 times I phoned but it rang out, so he obv wasn't engaged. YOU, hen, were getting risky under the covers, eh? One question:

how many people were there?

 

[Bambi]

hahah i was watching a (rather shit) film

 

[L]

Apparently he watches people kissing, so I started out by asking random related questions and... well, it came out into that eventually.

hahaha.

Hah and I'l take it the answer was no

Why does he like watching people kiss anyway, the big pervert

As long as they're having sex too, I wouldn't mind watching.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

*I* didn't. My pal did. And she's the one I argued with.

Poo said he was talking to Jane the first 2375623986 times I phoned but it rang out, so he obv wasn't engaged. YOU, hen, were getting risky under the covers, eh? One question:

how many people were there?

You can even ask her. >>

I think my phone is one of those cool ones that you can have two calls going at once or something.

 

[Davey Gaga]

Even less of an excuse to have not picked up, then.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I didn't know until I just figured it out now though. So there's yer excuse.

 

[Bambi]

Well, I also had company

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Do go on.

 

[Davey Gaga]

Do go on.

We're bordering on asking too much, now.

 

[Bambi]

Watched a couple of films, drank some wine and fell asleep

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Anything... Interesting happen?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Is it your 'wife' that you were with?

 

[Bambi]

Nah Army guy, the wife was round the night before, almost destroyed my pc, then we decided to dance around my living room and I fell over and twisted my ankle.

I was recovering yesterday

 

[Davey Gaga]

I did that.

Drunkenly, I jumped from a high grass verge onto the grass and didn't even try to land on my feet, so I landed on my ankle instead. xD

I think I fell asleep for like 10 minutes. I woke up when I heard 10 folk screaming DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!? and using the lights on their phones as search-lights.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Ah drunken stories. =']

 

[Bambi]

Hah I was so hungover in the morning, Imy house was trashed and we had been abusing some dude on that dating site

Anyway, she added him to msn and he changed his display pic.....



















































To the BIGGEST nob you have EVER seen

Had you been a fly on the wall you would of caught the most comical moment between us xD