i was going to post

[L]

a completely retarded kingdom hearts short story

but i just felt like it was incredibly obscene. it's not fair! i spent an hour writing it and think it's hilarious, but my conscience wont let me share it with other people

all ur lulz r belong 2 me :

 

[Valkyrur]

 

[L]

how dare you mock me and my moral obligations

 

[Valkyrur]

Uh no! I meant it sounded like the beautiful rainbow sheep running across a grassy plain.

 

[L]

it did actually had sora chasing riku through a field of flowers in a dress and high heels. but it also had beer farts and concussions.

 

[Valkyrur]

I see. Moral obligations. Cool stuff...

... You really wrote that story?

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

it did actually had sora chasing riku through a field of flowers in a dress and high heels. but it also had beer farts and concussions.

PM it to me. I'll give it a read.

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

it did actually had sora chasing riku through a field of flowers in a dress and high heels. but it also had beer farts and concussions.

That reminds me of my HP story about a cross dressing Dudley who wanted to have "tea time" with Harry.

 

[Donald Trump]

Sounds a riot.

 

[L]

I see. Moral obligations. Cool stuff...

... You really wrote that story?

yes, it starts off with sora waking up with a stoner alarm clock

he lets out a beer fart in riku's face and riku cracks him in the head with a botle