I think

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I may be pregnant. I have a huge craving for chicken pasties.

Discuss.

 

[Mitsuki]

Are you...a seahorse?

 

[Saix]

I bet it's black.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Why would it be? =O

 

[Bambi]

If you are pregnant I want to be your manager. Il make a fucking fortune off you

 

[augie8787]

Lmao prolly u are but investigatre more i heard that when women spit a lot and when the crave weird food when my sister in la was preagnate with my nephew she had a craving for spagetti ( no sause just plain pasta ) and sautead onions also my fathers first wife ate dirt

 

[Bambi]

I craved brocolli & chicken

When did you last get laid pools? I hope you know who the dad is you scoundrel

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I haven't yet.

So obviously I'm calling it Jesus.

 

[Bambi]

I haven't yet.

So obviously I'm calling it Jesus.

hahahahaha that made me lol

Iv not had sex in so long I think Im a born again virgin. It sucks

 

[Saix]

Why would it be? =O

"YOU BLACK F00!"

 

[Bambi]

Everything is amusing me today

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Iv not had sex in so long I think Im a born again virgin. It sucks

Had your hymen re-stitched?

"YOU BLACK F00!"

It's not truuuuuuuuue. ='[

 

[Soul Saver]

Missed periods? Feeling under the weather and hormonal, etc?

 

[Bambi]

Had your hymen re-stitched?

*resists the temptation to be REALLY crude there*. But in short.....no

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Be as crude as you can.

 

[Bambi]

I can't It's just wrong

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Do iiiiiiiiiit.