I sat down

[Channizard]

SO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

 

[Bambi]

I think it's less effort not eating but I like eating

Plus Im starving

I think maybe, I should just buy more jeans

 

[The Illusive Man]

Buy a new pair, yes, or possibly fix your current pair

 

[Grunt]

Go 80's and sew a patch over the tear.

Oh yeah ;D

 

[Sullivan0930]

MY favorite jeans recently got a hole or more of a slash it looks like right on the right cheek. so what i do is just make sure im wearing boxers with some interesting print on them like clovers so when i wear them it looks like im purposely showing them off but im not.

 

[Gaige]

Go out with the rip and say "It's the latest trend. " Say the smiley too.

 

[Bambi]

How do suggest I say the smilie?

 

[Gaige]

Improvise.

 

[Bambi]

Last time someone told me to improvise, I came home with a spud

 

[Gaige]

Put sunglasses on the spud and hold it up to say the smiley.

 

[Bambi]

the spuds long gone, it was years ago

 

[Gaige]

The buy another.

 

[Bambi]

I'm skint

 

[Gaige]

Steal one then.

 

[Bambi]

I'm not a common criminal, you...you HEATHEN

 

[Gaige]

DON'T LIE. DRESS, PRIMARK ET CETERA!

Stay away from the summoner!

 

[Bambi]

If I was going to steal a dress from somewhere I wouldn't nick it from bloody Primark Id do it proper and get a stupidly expensive one from somewhere

And knowing my luck, I'd nick the wrong size

 

[Gaige]

The dress of doom, part 2.

 

[Bambi]

yep, it'd be a size too small knowing my luck

Hello salad and soup diet

Again

I saw the most amazing dress in Ashton once, walked into the shop, expecting it to be about £30, saw the price and walked right back out again 200 quid my arse

I still really want that dress....

 

[Channizard]

THEN STEAL IT

Gawd you guys have already been through this