I sat down

I think it's less effort not eating but I like eating :rage:

Plus Im starving

I think maybe, I should just buy more jeans :mokken:
 
Go 80's and sew a patch over the tear.
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Oh yeah ;D
 
MY favorite jeans recently got a hole or more of a slash it looks like right on the right cheek. so what i do is just make sure im wearing boxers with some interesting print on them like clovers so when i wear them it looks like im purposely showing them off but im not.
 
Go out with the rip and say "It's the latest trend. :busta:" Say the smiley too.
 
Last time someone told me to improvise, I came home with a spud
 
If I was going to steal a dress from somewhere I wouldn't nick it from bloody Primark :rage: Id do it proper and get a stupidly expensive one from somewhere

And knowing my luck, I'd nick the wrong size :hmph:
 
yep, it'd be a size too small knowing my luck

Hello salad and soup diet

Again

I saw the most amazing dress in Ashton once, walked into the shop, expecting it to be about £30, saw the price and walked right back out again :sad3: 200 quid my arse :rage:

I still really want that dress.... :sad3:
 
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