I hate Grammar Nazis

Koloth

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Ok, so I do not have the best English. But English is a stupid language because its rules make no sense.
 
Yeah it's a dull language and i hate nazis too!!!!

Why can't we all just use good old american terms like "Howdy parthner!!!"?
 
Amen to that Koloth. Who needs to know about adjectives, correct punctuation, context, and other stuff, it's not like we'll need to know if a word is a verb or noun in order to get a job.
 
The official language should be spanish you know!!!! It's a much better language...

"Buenos dias senorita tenho un regalito para si!!!!"
 
No, it should be Russian!

Английская язык гадка и умереть медленное и тягостное
 
Ok I admit I myself may be a bit of a grammer natzi. I honestly *gotta be carefull how I word this* do not care that much about some improper usage, as I myself am not good with it. However when someone uses something that is completly and noticably wrong, such as improper noun usage, I will say something.
 
Who needs to know about adjectives, correct punctuation, context, and other stuff, it's not like we'll need to know if a word is a verb or noun in order to get a job.

Just so you know, that was a run-on sentence right there. ;)
 
just so YOU know, i don't give a rat's ass, although I have some pet rats, but you not having their asses!
 
No it should be french because check it out it's the language of love...

"Bonjour voulez vous mon bagguette?"
 
No, it should be Russian!

Английская язык гадка и умереть медленное и тягостное

tranlastion:

English language it is disgusting and to die slow and burdensome.


answer:

Становится то, чего это заслуживает
 
And they stole it from the french...

Si volviera a nacer, si empezara de nuevo,
volvería a buscarte en mi nave del tiempo.
Es el destino quien nos lleva y nos guia,
nos separa y nos une a traves de la vida.
Nos dijimos adios y pasaron los años,
volvimos a vernos una noche de sábado
English sucks!!!!

Translate that
 
If it returned to be born, if it began again, it would return to buscarte in my ship of the time. It is the destiny that takes and to us guide to us, separates to us and it unites to us to traves of the life. We said good bye and spent the years, we returned to see one night us of Saturday

Thats what I got
 
Ok, so I do not have the best English. But English is a stupid language because its rules make no sense.
They only make no sense if you don't understand them. SEE HAO THAT WORKS

No it should be french because check it out it's the language of love...

"Bonjour voulez vous mon bagguette?"
Voulez vous vous coucher avec moi?
 
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