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Lmfao, that sounds funny in theory but actually would be terrifying. I hate biting things . . .

I still like the idea of keeping them in a dark room buuuut inflict various evil acts upon them: mutilation, rape, dismemberment, and then treat their wounds accordingly as you see fit, until they eventually die from infections. No one ever said you had to treat them properly. The concept of this is actually from a Japanese horror film, GROTESQUE.
 
:wacky: sounds like the sort of film you could sit the family down to watch :wacky:

Mince up their families bodies and force feed them it whilst keeping their families heads out to watch them eat their bodies.
 
I know but you haven't stated how you'd murder me yet.

It's actually a very funny film but I won't spoil it for you, you should download it and watch it really to see for yourself. :wacky:
 
Ok I shall do that soon

I would shower them with acid making them blister uncontrollably whilst slowly filling the room with small parasitic insects and mustard gas which will either kill you or the insects and if you survive that I will incinerate the room whilst burning plastic which shall create toxic black smoke to choke the life out of them.
 
Too much work. I prefer simpler methods.

Torch them alive with a methane gas tank and the strike of a match.
 
Locking them in a cage and playing Justin Bieber hits till they starve.
 
Lol, you sir win the thread, that's so bloody funny.

Ooor how about duct taping a headphone securely to their ears and blasting Dir en grey into their ear drums until they explode from the sheer power of the decibels.
 
How horrific :hmmm:

Locking them in a cage and letting people poke them with razor sharp sticks for a five pound fee.
 
'Lest you starve them for days and days, I fail to see how that would adequately kill them.

Hm, could just be me though.

Create paper cuts on every surface of their body before filling their nose and mouth with gallons of water until they explode. Water torture.
 
I'd take a razor blade to her clit. :mokken:

And then watch humorously as she commits suicide from the sheer emotional trauma of losing her clit.
 
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I'd take a razor blade to her clit. :mokken:

And then watch humorously as she commits suicide from the sheer emotional trauma of losing her clit.
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Funnily enough, that's featured in a weird Dutch film.

I'd chop off her tits with a katana and then watch her bleed and convulse from the blood loss. :yawn:
 
Is it really? Gross.

Well how's about surgically sewing sneaker pimps mouth to a random member's anus, and watch as she would die slowly due to starvation as well as infection.
 
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Is it really? Gross.
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'Fraid so and it is gross. And oh man, Human Centipede ref'd death.

How about taping metallic nodes to their body only to conduct a mega voltage of 400 watts of electricity into their body every hour, through the wiring.
 
What about shoving an explosive frozen chicken that flies majestically down their throat, but when it explodes, there is an explosion of crap that slowly dissolves your insides and makes them catch on fire in the process?
 
Honestly, crap deaths are going out of style.

Slaughter them in a dramatic samurai versus samurai battle. One on one.
 
Death by ENDLESS DRINKING OF DISSIDIA BEVERAGES!
 
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