Hospital food tastes shite

[Channizard]

So I'm sitting in the waiting room at Emerg waiting for my Pops and I get hungry. I go to the coffee counter an get a 'breakfast' muffin which has green onion, cheese and ham.. but it was for some reason extremely spicey, so I couldn't finish it.

Then I found a vending machine with sammiches.. thinking you can't go wrong with egg salad, I forked over 3 bucks (cause I was still starving after not eating that 'muffin' ) and dug in deep... only to find it's made with horrid 120 grain bread with huge chunks of nuts and wheat an shit that kept getting stuck in my teeth....

.. never again

 

[Valvalis]

...Is your father okay, though? ._.

 

[Channizard]

Yeah, poor guy just got his medication stuck and it didn't dissolve overnight.

He tested it out by also putting a pill in a glass of water and apparently they don't dissolve.. they just engorge in the fluid and grow about 5 times and get all sticky an shit.. so it was blocking airways and shit

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

... green onion?

 

[CassinoChips]

Good thing it wasn't a Viagra. He'd've had a stiff neck for hours.

/ba-dum tish

/not my line.

 

[Gaige]

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Jesse.

But yeah. Hospital food is rank. We got Chinese three days in a row to avoid it when my brother was there. He had to eat the mushy crap though. While we sat nomming prawn crackers and chicken fried rice.

 

[Channizard]

JESSE THIS IS SRS YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT.

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And the kicker is when I complained to my folks at home they're all "There's a cafeteria"