hands off!!!

[Blue Link]

I understand that a hair dresser's job is quite hands-on, but I got a haircut today and the guy was touching all over my face. It didn't bother me much at first until, and I'm not lying, but I swear the guy had an erection while cutting my hair. I wanted to go 'whoa, back off buddy', but then my head would look like someone took a weed whacker and just hacked away at it. So I just ignored the bulge as best as I could.

 

[L]

Hahaha.

You should've flicked his crotch after he was done cutting your hair.

 

[Donald Trump]

Aren't you gay and single?
Surely you must have asked for his number?

 

[Blue Link]

no...he wasn't my type...even if he was, my dad was sitting two meters away. gotsta keep up tha image

 

[L]

you still should've flicked his testicles .

 

[Miss Valentine]

But he might be like that with all the clients.....how is Flamer supposed to feel special?!?!?

 

[Bambi]

I'd of asked for his number myself

 

[Blue Link]

He had a hot friend with him who spoke Spanish, he wuz uber sexy. If only he were the one with the erekshun, I'd have ask for his digits in a heartbeat.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

So your dad doesn't know you're gay?

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Gay, eh?
Go back to the barber place, ask for his number, go to his place at night, have a joyful evening together.
Does that interest you gayness even more? I can sense with my uber-super-sensa-rays that your gayness has reached its erection maximum.

 

[Davey Gaga]

Why was your dad taking you to get a haircut at your age?

 

[Blue Link]

So your dad doesn't know you're gay?

He caught me looking at gay pr0nz once...that wuz uncomfortable...so yeah, he knows.

And to answer your question Scottish Dave, we both needed haircuts so we went together. Plus, I don't know the area well and I don't drive :/

 

[DarkSquall]

You have to forgive me dude but that's fucking hilarious!!!

So why are you gay?!!

 

[L]

because he likes cawks?

 

[Donald Trump]

No, he leiks cawk because he is gay

 

[L]

same thing.

 

[Daenerys]

So why are you gay?!!

Oh grow up.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You have to forgive me dude but that's fucking hilarious!!!

So why are you gay?!!

Because some people are?

 

[Fusilli]

So why are you gay?!!

Why are YOU straight?!!

 

[Blue Link]

I love how everyone is quoting that ONE phrase

so yeah, I'm gay because I likes teh cawk as L said, and apparently a man who likes teh cawk is either 3 things:

1- gay
2- bi-sexual
3- targeted by the KKK

I'm pretty sure I'm numero uno, so there...































plus, vaginas freak the shit out of me...D: