Haiku Haiki Haiku

[Abstract Debauchery]

Shit on my doorstep
someone lit it on fire
mistakes have been made

dropped watch in toilet
it was rather expensive
having shitty time

 

[Marquis of Granby]

toasters is also a genius!

 

[AddleBoy]

Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck.
Asshole dammit dammit fuck.
Shitty shitty fuck.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

dont read that out when ssempa's about

:jim:

 

[Donald Trump]

James you shit.
I invented the haiku. Not you.

 

[Shock T]

"We're looking down on Wayne's basement.
Only that's not Wayne's basement.
Isn't that weird?"

 

[Donald Trump]

's basement.

 

[AddleBoy]

Wayne, poor Wayne, he is.
Trapped in his basement, he is.
Fuck Wayne. He's a dick.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

in the jungle,
the mighty jungle,
the lions sleep tonight.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

ahh
wayne
wayne,wayne
wayne,wayne,wayne
wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne
wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne
wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne
stacka wayne,wayne,wayne,SSEMPA,wayne,wayne,wayne fuliz
wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne
wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne
wayne,wayne,wayne,wayne
wayne,wayne,wayne
wayne,wayne
wayne
acha
​

 

[Harlequin]

Abusing mentions
Still get notifications
Still check just in case

 

[Marquis of Granby]

and there
we have it,
children.
bishop...
sincerely!

 

[AddleBoy]

The ants conspire.
Their purpose is to eat me.
Damn them all to Hell.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i have farted;
it stinks.
i am choking.
infinite.

 

[Donald Trump]

Ryan.
You better not.
Get more friends than me.
Talibanter.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

You are a strawman
a dirty little strawman
infinite strawman

 

[Marquis of Granby]

yeds...
yeds, yeds
mopeds and greggs.
hal aint got
no legs.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

cant you see
of all the things
at least i
can have a
hillbilly JOB...
infinite
existence

 

[Harlequin]

fight fight fight fight fight
fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
fight fight fight fight fight

 

[The Witch]

la, la, la, la, la
la, la, la, la, la, la
la, la, la, la, la

that's technically one