Guys, Guys, Guys, what do you think??

[Jamesy]

You did.

 

[Channizard]

...a 9 hour thread and 15 pages. You people need lives.

 

[Harlequin]

Sometimes I'll look by accident and the chick's all like "stop staring there" and I'm all like "get real bitch"

pfft

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

The trick is to do it without getting caught

 

[Harlequin]

Nah just take a quick look. If she didn't want you looking she wouldn't wear it low cut.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Yes indeedy

If you can see it, it's not a crime to look at it

 

[Harlequin]

Exactly

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

And that's how you plead innocence if you accidentally bump into a pair

 

[Harlequin]

'accidentally'

...gotcha

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Yep, accidentally

 

[Harlequin]

Speaking of which, a black guy 'accidentally' grabbed my arse the other day. Started the biggest scuff ever xD

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

You should have told him you're £30 an hour

 

[Harlequin]

I did but he wasn't having it. Kept pushing up against me so I had to call my pimp to sort him out

 

[Fusionist]

How did I not see this thread until this morning?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Did your pimp make him his bitch?

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Some black guy tried unbuttoning my flat mates shirt the other then she and I came home after the school disco and he walked out of my gay flat mates room after sex, literally JUST as we walked in.

I've never laughed so hard in my life.

 

[Harlequin]

Alas no, the gentleman and my pimp engaged in a subtle battle of wits in which the gentleman learnt the error of his ways.

Basically my body was too bootylicious for him.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

But not for me

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Did he eat you out?

/loltoofar

 

[Harlequin]

You'll have to call my pimp to confirm that

hahaha lovely ryan