Goof grief!

[Saix]

I've only just noticed your sig, Hips.

 

[Bambi]

hahahahah

You say the most lulz worthy things <3

 

[Misty]

A penis is a dangerous thing.

 

[Bambi]

NU

 

[Laro]

A penis is a dangerous thing.

Everybody knows that lol xD

 

[Donald Trump]

A penis is a dangerous thing.

First hand experience?

 

[Misty]

...
No, not at all

 

[Scarlet]

Parents + Protection conversations = FAIL

And when they use those shite metaphors like "don't let the sailor go out without his cap!" or "wrap up warm on a cold winters night!" or "make sure you're jockey wears his helmet" etc

....vile

....They should just hand you a box of condoms.

Hmph, I would rather have the protection talks, my mum just likes to boast about her multiple orgasms (leave me alone!!!!)

That is so embarrassing! At least your mom isn't like: "Omgz if you have sex you'll go to hell!"

A penis is a dangerous thing.

They look scary! D:

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Parents + Protection conversations = FAIL

And when they use those shite metaphors like "don't let the sailor go out without his cap!" or "wrap up warm on a cold winters night!" or "make sure you're jockey wears his helmet" etc

....vile

The thing is, she wasn't related to my ex in any way. Which just made it even worse. Especially since she thought I was my ex's ex when I met her. >>