GIMME J00R G0LDZ!!!

[DLFlux]

So yesh, I am watching daytime TV for the first time in months.

The amount of adverts on about selling your gold, silver jewelly (or not) I've seen.......driving me mad.

Apparently, gold is at its highest value in decades. So, why the fuck would I want to sell it to a company who's going to sell it on for more? I say no!

Then.......I began to think. Then I had a cup of tea, and continued to think. Eventually, I came up with a theory.

I reckon, there's some dude, namely a Lex Luthor type or possibly a classic James Bond style villain, living in some underground base somewhere. Under the sea no doubt.

He needs gold. Why? I haven't figured that part out yet. BUT, he's willing to pay for all the gold he can get.

Ofcourse, this leads to a plan of world domination.

Which is where you come in. What's with the gold? What's he going to do with it?

We need to solve this, before it's too late.

DLFLUX NEEDS YOU!

 

[Big Casino]

I hate them adverts. They last for fucking ages aswell. I dont own any gold anyway i think it looks tacky. I dont wanna look like del boy.

 

[Bambi]

WONGA

I fucking hate them adverts, there's a new one Ive not seen before as well that was on before so hats one more to piss me of

Also, Daniel, stop thinking, this is never good

 

[Donald Trump]

I think this villain may be an economics teacher I once had. He was obsessed with buying gold.

 

[DLFlux]

I hate them adverts. They last for fucking ages aswell. I dont own any gold anyway i think it looks tacky. I dont wanna look like del boy.

I want to see you dressed up as Del Boy.

Do it. It will please me.

WONGA

I fucking hate them adverts, there's a new one Ive not seen before as well that was on before so hats one more to piss me of

Also, Daniel, stop thinking, this is never good

DANIEL!

I think this villain may be an economics teacher I once had. He was obsessed with buying gold.

We have a lead. Good work!

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Anyone watch The One Show tonight?

 

[Icarus]

Every time I see one of those goddamn Cash4Gold commercials, I just wanna yell out "COOL STORY BRO!" They are SO annoying. Whoever runs those things should be shot a few times.