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- Thread starter The Witch
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Is it a Chinese kidney?
That dress is too tall for you, shorty.
There is sucha thing called sizes, ye know
Kidneys are for the weak
I just didn't want to think
of you. Besides, sizes are on such
supply.
little
short
No?no
No?
you don't like it?
But I---
but it's so pretty?
I don't need men's approval, dang it
Lmao, ringo that's hilarious
that's why they invented heels you know. To make you taller.
You're so short you don't needs men's approval, you need men's apparel.
I'm a punny guy.
I'm a punny guy.
lmao
I'm seriously laughing over here
Also... these are cute as well
totally diff site but who cares 
http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product.jsp?categoryId=104&subCategoryId=189&productId=46492
http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product.jsp?categoryId=104&subCategoryId=189&productId=44441
All of these are so short that if someone so much as farts next to you that dress is going up and everyone is going to see your lack of underwear.
I'll wear underwear, dopeAll of these are so short that if someone so much as farts next to you that dress is going up and everyone is going to see your lack of underwear.
what about this one
http://www.forever21.com/product.as...ress&product_id=2058635242&Page=4&pgcount=100
Do you really? ExCALIbur always struck me as someone that went commando whenever possible. 
That one is much better. It'll take someone twice as long to pull your dress up, giving you that much longer to defend yourself from attacking perverts. Now you can feel safe wearing no underwear.
Be warned, though. The flowers on the dress will not make your farts smell like roses.
That one is much better. It'll take someone twice as long to pull your dress up, giving you that much longer to defend yourself from attacking perverts. Now you can feel safe wearing no underwear.
Be warned, though. The flowers on the dress will not make your farts smell like roses.