Fortune Cookies

[Ilyena]

"Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today."

Well, now what am I going to do after work?

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]I remember having some before and had to search on google to get how the exact saying went:
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Love is for the lucky and the brave.

[/FONT][FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day.[/FONT]

 

[CassinoChips]

We went to a Chinese restaurant the first night I got to Houston.

My fortune cookie had no fortune in it.

duh duh DUUUUHHHHHH.......