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Stands for fuck my life, a site located here is a site where people post their stories of misfortune. It's very funny to read, and some of the stories are cringeworthy and hilarious, such as:

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML.

Have you heard of this site, and what stories have you posted on it or read on it that have just made you laugh?
 
I tried to start a thread about this, also possibly with members posting their own FML's..

No one replied. :rage:
 
~OMG lol ive been to that website so many times lol and when i found this post i found a few that i like but i can never find the ones that i really really like lol

~Today, in a shoe shop, i saw a pair that i liked. I took them away and tried them on....up until the man sitting next to me pointed out that those were HIS shoes FML

~Today, its my birthday. its 6:30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

~Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about whats going to happen on Christmas day. FML

~Today, when i came home, my daughters baby-sitter was smelling my thongs. FML

~Today, I recieved a text from my girlfriend saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course it was great!". To wich she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

~Lol some of these arent that great and their are alot worse and a lot lot lot more funnier ones than these i just went to FML and picked these few out lol nice idea. ~And i feel bad for you Channy that sux that no one would reply to yours *hugs channy* :x3:
 
It was a good thread... *twiddles fingers*

Also I like reading the intimacy ones.. there's a lot of dupes/similars, but they're often the funniest.
 
Lol i think ill have to agree with the intimacy ones thier usually some of the funier ones but its so funny how random the posts are on FML one will be totally stupid and then the next will be freaking hilarious XD
 
If I am hoenst, when you read the likes of FML or Bash I always feel like it is fake. Not 100% of it, but more often than not I feel it is. Alway's been more of a Failbook fan myself, even though that is just as bad really.

Today, we returned from our honeymoon and went to see my parents. I noticed my dad had cut his hair really short so I said “Dad, what have you done to your hair?” He looked at my husband standing next to me, then looked me in the eye and said “What have you done to your life?” and walked away. FML


That is a badass one though.
 
I an understand where your comin from and i do agree with you some of then do seem a little to........:hmmm: FMLable lol? But now that you mention Failbook, i havent been to failblog in a long time lol Failbook either lol ahhh the good ole days laughing at other peoples problems lol. Oh theres also the website People Of Walmart XDDD so funny :x3:
 
Now that one I haven't heard about so I will have to check it out. I think the stuff going out of the way to be pointless like Comixed and FFFFUUUU are quite entertaining, but I think when it comes to "personal quotes" people are bound to try and milk it. I've read a few and even if you thought it was moderately funny all you can really think is "that must be fake!" and that sort of ruins half the fun of it.

For example:
Today, I had my first french kiss. The only problem is that it was with my dog, and even then, the only reason he kissed me was because I had some beef jerky in my mouth. FML


Can you really take that seriously? I don't know, might be true, but I know I wouldn't be down with that =/
 
Regardless of whether they are true or not, they are often quite funny.

"Today, I didn't have pockets, so I put my money into the elastic of my shorts. Later, I was using the bathroom, and just as I got up, all of my money fell into the toilet. FML"
 
"Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML"

I rofl'ed.
 
ive had to stick my ipod down my bra due to lack of pockets <_<

Also, as funny as some of that shit is, I'm convinced half of it is utter bollocks, and it kinda takes away some of the humour =/
 
FML is my favourite time killer on the internet. On a similar note, http://mylifeisaverage.com/ is pretty great too. A bit different, perhaps not nearly as hysterical, but much more random...

"Today, I got bored, and went to google translate. I typed the sentences "I want your ugly, i want your disease" from Lady gaga into the box. Then I pressed the button to hear the voice saying the sentences. Only to find out that the voice was saying the sentences in the exact rhythm of the song. MLIA"
:wacky:
 
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