Dear Square Enix

Dear Sultan:

We're sorry, we'll get too you as soon as our fanboys finish us, and we get done sucking dick in general.

Love, Square Enix.
 
Dear Sultan,

We feel it is in are best interest to make are games good. However are games didn't turn out so well so we say sorry. Please wait for the sequel, whether the sequel sequel or the... yes. But keep in mind neither exist, and won't be released in 2011 or 2012 because of us making it compatible with the 360.

-Squair
 
Dear Sultan,

Sorry, but we're not going to be able to fit you into our busy schedule. Here is a free copy of our most popular game, Final Fantasy XIII, signed by the director Motomu Toriyama, as compensation. Be sure to keep buying our games in the future!

Sincerely, Square Enix

:edd:
 
To Whom it may concern: Sultan(apparently)

Memo to all Sqaure-Enix Staff:Re the sucking of balls(here to referred as "The Act") on Company Property.

Lets just Take it like men, albeit men who dont make very good Video Games,but men all the same. "The Act" cannot be done during lunch as this counts as overtime, 360 owners are not to be served as they suck inherently.

All right everyone Shut Up!:rage:

now.......when are getting our money back?:hmmm:
 
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