Dear Sosuke...

Is she about 6+ metres long with glistening skin?
 
Ummmm what shes not a whale BEZ.
 
They could, but they'd just not make any sense with it.

It'd look a bit like::

bn7 dv miv7 vo75 b9, 9rnbgfovf

Or something.
 
They can't. I went to Seaworld and asked one, he said he wanted to go to the moon, I told him to shut up. He then tried but as he was in water, all the keyboards I gave him got recked. It cost me $150+ plus the admission fee to find that out.
 
That's why you give them a specialized water-proof keyboard. It's made especially for whales so they can post pictures of themselves.

How else do you think they got so many predators? D=
 
Solstice said:
That's why you give them a specialized water-proof keyboard. It's made especially for whales so they can post pictures of themselves.

How else do you think they got so many predators? D=
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The first two I gave to him were specialised water-proof keyboards, but he called me a discriminating bastard and he ate them.
It's a widely know fact that whales are very vain, they think that song by carly simons is about them, but they don't take their own pictures. They get wildlife photographers to take them for them. That's why you see so many documentries about whales, if you take a camera on a boat dozens of whales swim up and tell you to take pictures of them. The slightly more aggresive and drunk ones say "Are you looking at my bird?" to which you must reply yes, or they and their 'birds' will be insulted.
Less vain creatures such as the sea otter have far fewer documentries made about them.
 
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