http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973
Man tries to sit on Crocodile. Crocodile doesn't like it.
You learn something new everyday.
Man tries to sit on Crocodile. Crocodile doesn't like it.
You learn something new everyday.
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Well there's your problem! The Crocodile's name is Fatso. If you were named Fatso and some drunk guy attempted to ride you, wouldn't you try to eat him too? I know I would! :dave:
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Riding a crocodile does sound cool, but I think that most people only ever think about it, and most would realise that it would probably be a bad idea.
Unlucky for this guy he got drunk, so his (in my opinion very normal) thoughts and urges went unchallenged and he didn't tell himself that it was a bad idea. He should feel very, very lucky that Fatso let him go.
Unlucky for this guy he got drunk, so his (in my opinion very normal) thoughts and urges went unchallenged and he didn't tell himself that it was a bad idea. He should feel very, very lucky that Fatso let him go.
I love this part:
"The man staggered back to the pub bleeding heavily."
Honestly, if someone barged into my house and tried to sit their drunk posterior on me I'd take a chunk out of their leg too
Just another reason why I can't stand the idea of zoos either, I'm wondering what kind of security they could've had when dipshits like that can just waltz in and harass the animals 
"The man staggered back to the pub bleeding heavily."
Honestly, if someone barged into my house and tried to sit their drunk posterior on me I'd take a chunk out of their leg too
Just another reason why I can't stand the idea of zoos either, I'm wondering what kind of security they could've had when dipshits like that can just waltz in and harass the animals 
The name of the guy was a question in our pub quiz last night. Then the next one was the name of the crocodile. We were disappointed when neither answer was Steve Irwin. 
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I wonder what the hell the guy was thinking when he went to sit on the crocodile.
'Those assholes think they can kick me out of their pub? Can't wait to see the looks on their faces when I show up in there riding this croc! Yeah, its gonna be the best!'
8D Then he got bit.
'Those assholes think they can kick me out of their pub? Can't wait to see the looks on their faces when I show up in there riding this croc! Yeah, its gonna be the best!'
8D Then he got bit.