COURT IZ NAO IN SESHUN

[AddleBoy]

Brittany is going to kill her hair! We should charge her with conspiracy to commit murder. D=

 

[Takumi]

WTF!? NOOOO! I'm innocent!


Eh... what's my case again? xD

 

[Saga]

-takes Sledgehammer to Saburou's pelvis;- =3 I WAS ORDERED TOO.

 

[Takumi]

*screams in pain*
Owww... that's a good hit
Can you hit me one more time? And this time a little to the left xD

 

[Ness]

 

[Donald Trump]

*drinks*

Don't be so irresponsible. You're a judge for god's sake, you should be drinking something much harder.

 

[Ness]

How do you think I cope with this court, anyways?

*drinks vodka out of a water bottle*

 

[Donald Trump]

That's the spirit.

 

[Kei]

-plays naughty- Now lock me up Baillif Vikki

 

[Saga]

-handcuffs Ahmed;-

 

[AddleBoy]

Smash his nuts with a sledgehammer!

 

[Kei]

 

[Dolores Haze]

Smash his nuts with a sledgehammer!

Or something softer

 

[Donald Trump]

A tire iron?

 

[Dolores Haze]

A tire iron?

No sense of romance

 

[AddleBoy]

A fire hose?

 

[Donald Trump]

I'm more of a Chloroform and dark alley guy than a fine wine and roses guy.

 

[Dolores Haze]

TEH TRIAL IS NAO ADDLE'S RAEP.
OF ME.

WITNEZZES INCLUDE.
ME.
AND VIKKI.

 

[AddleBoy]

I did not reap her! She asked for it!

 

[Donald Trump]

I did not reap her! She asked for it!

They always do, then they start screaming and they just won't shut up.
Then the next thing you know, you're in the shower, washing someone's blood off you.