Continue the Christmas Poem (2020 Edition)

Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"

"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out with Lulu, under the mistletoe

So this is the story we've put in motion
I need Tidus to rub my arse with lotion

Forget keeping this clean and wholesome.
To keep this poem PG, Moogles confiscated all the rum.
But Tidus found the Whiskey and got out his bum!
"Ya know, that's an odd-shaped Blitzball!" yelled Wakka, his chum.
As Tidus was having an affair, Yuna broke up with the scum.

Then the door opened and in came Cloud
"Who shall I kiss under the mistletoe?" he thought to himself out loud.

Cloud glanced around the group with a look of horror
And avoided Quina's gaze in attempts to ignore her.
Quina was transfixed by the handsome Cloud's intense aura.
"I eat yum yum!" declared the Qu, eyeing up the faux-SOLDIER's Buster.

Quan then started to warm his kettle.
And in he threw some Gyshal petals.

"I declare eat my gum!!" cloud said, shaking with fright:

[redacted]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
 
[snip]

So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."
 
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.

Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and blushed at her hero,
"Whisk me away, Cloud. Take me somewhere nice, like Rio de Janeiro!"

Quina watched with jealousy alight; "Cloudy iz mai fwoggy pwince tonight!!"
Schlapp! went Tifa's fist into Quina's tongue with a dolphin which the Qu swallowed with an almighty bite!
Yuna took the opportunity to check out Cloud's toned arms while the other two engaged in their fight.

Squal Lionhard watched the cat fight agast, "im n emo y do nce gais finish last"
Zell overheard and added some sass "even as an emo kid, you're not as fast"

"Ladies, ladies!" Zidane interjected,
"This whole scenario seems a little misdirected"
"Eww, Quina licked me," cried Cloud, "I think I'm now infected."
"Clowed desnt lyk me n im rejected" proclaimed Squal Lionhard, feeling dejected.

Rinoa just stood there, shaking her head
"Yo, Rinoa babe. How about the two of us Junction with each other?" Seifer said.

"Push off loser no way! I'd rather I pooped myself" Rinoa frowned and cooly replied
"Bow-wow! Woof! Woof!" barked Angelo who did exactly that by her side.
Surveying the dog mess freshly made, Rinoa was embarrassed and mortified.
To make matters worse, albeit slight, entering the room was Onion Knight!
On entering he proclaimed "All YE TURNIPS GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Rinoa contemplated launching her filthy dog at Onion Knight out of pure spite.
Whilst Yuna decided not to set Onion Knight alight!

"Howl! Howl! Ouch! Woof! BARK! WOOF!" yelped the Onion Knight in a stream of tears.
As the things mentioned above, were some of his biggest fears!
"shush you little punk!" Tidus shouted, amongst all his other jeers.
"And you!" taunted Zidane "One day Someone'll hold your head like a prop of Shakespeare's!"

"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that a falling shark, jaws open wide?"
"Ridiculous," scoffed Onion Knight, but alas the shark found its feast and he quickly died.

Yuna sat there, shocked and awed... but only for a second, for she yawned
When right beside her, a half chewed Onion Knight respawned
"Why are you back?" protested Amarant "You weren't even mourned!"
"An aerial shark attack?" exclaimed Rinoa, "This was not forewarned."

"Ya tellin' me?! I was enjoying a swell swim but then ended up snappin' in the firmament!" complained the shark.
 
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