Chivalry is dead and women killled it.

then you better give me some bud ice before i sue you for having too many indians working in your store :rage:
 
You can never have too many Indians in a store. The more you have the more chance they'll actually speak proper English. :rage:
 
no they won't, they'll ban me from their store for peeling up the flap of a yugioh booster pack so I could read what the fuck was on it.

cunts
 
also they'll attempt to give me tech support when my internet doesnt work and just read something about syntax

assholes
 
Stoic Hero said:
So this isn't so much as a Spam thread as a I'm fucking pissed and want to rant thread. K? k.

So today these obnoxious, snooty women kept saying "chivalry is dead" and "men are pigs" blah blah blah and my girlfriend is like this too.

Fuck them. Like, seriously. Someone needs to put a cock in their mouth so they'll shut up. (Except a blowjob is too fucking hard or something for my girl to understand. She just lays there but that's a whole different can of fucking worms).

I hate women. And, I know, that's ridiculous because a lot of women aren't like this. But the majority in my life are. And on tv. And the radio. And the internet.

I CAN'T FUCKING ESCAPE.

Chivalry is dead and women killed it. Anytime I try and be nice, anytime I try and be a gentleman, buy dinner, take to a movie, open a door, whatever, I get fucking lip. "We're equal" is all well and good, except when we're not and something wrong or stupid happens and you say "be a man and take care of it" like a bitch. You be a woman and shut the fuck up and make a sandwich. Be GOOD for SOMETHING besides BACKTALK and NAGGING.

Also you sleep on the fucking couch. I paid for the bed bitch.

Also with this seat down thing. FUCK that. Seriously, do you know how much effort it takes to put down a fucking seat? Not as much to put it up when I have to piss, probably.

Equality is fucking retarted, because it only works in the woman's favor. So that's hardly fucking equal. I can't win in anything if I try and be a gentleman. No gentlemen every win. In anything. They're seen as pussies, even by human beings with pussies (aka women). So fuck that shit. I'd rather the bitch dump me than put up with all of her crap. I'm going to be a fucking man and tell her to shut the fuck up and obey me, or get the fuck out.

end rant/ rant/ rant/ rant/ rant/ rant/ :rage:
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Marry me <3 xD That's hilarious but true :sad2: We dun need wimminz! Unless we're horny...:hmmm: But there's a machine for that :rage:
 
more like there's not an ABC store across the street. beer tastes pretty bad anyway :neomon:

but buy me some vodka

lets do shots

you'll see :ahmed:
 
stop talking shit to me

you dirty mexican

go l2racist so you can kill some wasps :rage:
 
Racism...the more you learn. :wacky:

The safer you are when you head down town where the stereotype live.
 
but yeah... my uncles drink bud light/ice, my cousin drinks it, my grandpa drinks it... it kinda runs in the family :gasp:
 
Of course, I assume you don't work.
Plus you'll be drunk after 2 drinks and two beers.
 
There's no call for racism at any point, for any reason. I suggest you put an end to it now.
 
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