chain mail

[Bambi]

and why they annoy me SO FUCKING MUCH

Mail back to me/read to the end




This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.


1. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.
(Ok, this one is probably true...)


2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.
(What absolute cod shit, who thought this up, really? 15 people? fuck you. I can probably name a handful, and that's family, so that doesn't fucking count. they are SUPPOSED to love you)

3.. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to
be just like you.
(Or maybe, I'm just an utter fucking cunt?)

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
(No. read the cunt statement. they are probably smiliong because they are thuinking how much of a cunt you are and how funny it would be if you fell on your face. In dog shit)

5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep.
( I tend to think about my day/what i have planned the next day. If this happens to ivolve certain people, then shit me, Il have thunk about them. Im sure this applies to most people. Does it mean anything? Does it fuck)

6. You mean the world to someone.
(Yeah, my mum?)

7. You are special and unique.
Inoe, the sunshine bus will be here in 5 minutes to pick me up

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
(OH STOP TALKING SHIT. HOW just HOW can someone YOU DO NOT KNOW LOVE YOU? UNLESS IT'S SOME CRAZY WEIRD STALKER TYPE, IN WHICH CASE. Need not apply. seriously, who writes this shit? some fucking twat no doubt)

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
(No, that's why it's called a mistake)

10. When you think the world has
turned its back on you, take another look.
(aka kick it right up the fucking arse)

11. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
(No way. If some cunt calls me fat, I aint letting that go. Some boy in primary school said I had fat thighs CHRIS O'BRIEN. YEAH I REMEMBER, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU I HAVE A COMPLEX ABOUT THEM, YOU CUNT)

So......
If you are a loving friend,
send this to everyone,
including the one that sent it to you.
If you get it back, then they really do love you...
(I WOULD NEVER SEND SUCH TRIPE TO ANYONE I CARED ABOUT, I'D SEND IT TO FOLK I DON'T LIKE, TO PISS THEM OFF ...Checked your inbox lately Jim?.. )

And always remember......
When life hands you lemons, Ask for Tea
and Brownies and call me over!!
Good friends are like stars.....
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

'Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway.'​

I would rather have one rose and a kind word
from a friend while I'm here
than a whole truck load when I'm gone.

(..)

Forward to all your friends.
And don't tell me you're too busy for this..
Don't you know the phrase
'stop and smell the flowers'?
See how many 'bouquets' you end up with!
Happiness keeps You Sweet ,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only
God keeps You Going

Mail her back to me

'Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'
This angel is sent to you.

You must send her to 8 people including me.

In 8 minutes you will receive something you have long awaited.
Have faith.

(Yeah, and Ive died so many times from not forwarding other chain mails)

/end. fucking. rant

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

But chain mail saved lives.

 

[Bambi]

I want that outfit for halloween

 

[Espurr]

Eh as long as people live on this earth and there is internet, there will be chain mail

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

you made me laugh a bit there.