Captian Obvious

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The guy was talking to me earlier D: I have no idea how to use AIM and I didn't even mean to sign on, and then this...thing starts talking to me.

D:
 
I MADE HIM CRY.

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY LANGUAGE OFF OF FFF.





Lord6Kaos: OY, PRICK
Lord6Kaos: FUK U
CrazyDude5177: Who the hell is?
Lord6Kaos: UR MUM
Lord6Kaos: LAWL
Lord6Kaos: PWNED
Lord6Kaos: GTFO MIE FORUMZ
Lord6Kaos: NO 1 LIK U
Lord6Kaos: LAWL
Lord6Kaos: LAWL
Lord6Kaos: LAWL
Lord6Kaos: ONOES
Lord6Kaos: I GOT WARND
CrazyDude5177: yeah
Lord6Kaos: Seriously now though, your banned, get over it
Lord6Kaos: They follow a guilty till proven innocent style of operations
Lord6Kaos: And you have no proof that you wern't the fag harrassing those people with your fake mafia crap
Lord6Kaos: So get on with your life, dumbshit, and stop making dupe accounts to spam.
CrazyDude5177: go fuck yourself sideways
Lord6Kaos: LOL.
Lord6Kaos: If that's all you have for a comeback you little shit, your not worth my time
CrazyDude5177: Fuck you
Lord6Kaos: Get a life, nerd. Stop spamming, get your own insults, and get a hobby other than making yourself look like the fruitcake online you are in real life.
Lord6Kaos: Now, are you gonna quit fucking with my mod freinds and my forum, or is this gonna have to get personal?
Lord6Kaos: Are you gonna call your mob goons on me...? =\
CrazyDude5177: No
CrazyDude5177: I am going to kick your ass
Lord6Kaos: Oh really
Lord6Kaos: I'm shaking.
Lord6Kaos: If you can kick my ass, come find me. Track me down, you poser.
Lord6Kaos: I've taken on nine people that had been boxing for ten years of their life and won... You won't be any diffrent, not a nerd like you
Lord6Kaos: I've had people break into my house over online debates, I shot them in the kneecap and hospitalized them for a month and a half =\
Lord6Kaos: ... So, still up to coming to kick my ass, you little bitch?
CrazyDude5177: I can just hit you in the head with a lead pipe
Lord6Kaos: Owow
Lord6Kaos: And I can shoot you in the head for tresspassing on my property and threatening my life =D
CrazyDude5177: I also have guns
Lord6Kaos: And?
CrazyDude5177: Its offcial, you suck
Lord6Kaos: Can you load them, clean them, fix them, replace the parts, and AIM them?
Lord6Kaos: Have you even used one, cockmaster?
CrazyDude5177: yeah
Lord6Kaos: Oh really?
Name the gun, the ammo used for it, and the clip size
CrazyDude5177: I have a 12 gauge shot gun
Lord6Kaos: Bullets? Bullet name?
Lord6Kaos: ... Your taking too long to answer, kid
CrazyDude5177: I have a Remmington 1100
Lord6Kaos: Google, much?
Lord6Kaos: Your pathetic.
Lord6Kaos: How bout you take that needledick of yours and go rape a cat? That's all the pussy you'll ever get.
CrazyDude5177: Why don't you go jerk off to some gay porn?
Lord6Kaos: And steal the only job you'll ever get away from you?
Lord6Kaos: That would be just cruel. Burning you, shooting down all your threats, making you cry, THEN stealing your job?
CrazyDude5177: Shut u[
CrazyDude5177: up
Lord6Kaos: OR what?
Lord6Kaos: Gonna make more typos? Google pathetic guns? Cry?
CrazyDude5177: before I get my AK-47 and hunt you down
Lord6Kaos: Lawl.
Lord6Kaos: Hunt me down, then.
Lord6Kaos: Got the balls, kid?
CrazyDude5177: I am not a kid
Lord6Kaos: Yes, you are.
CrazyDude5177: I am 22
Lord6Kaos: And you're STILL in the 9th grade?
Lord6Kaos: Holy shit.
CrazyDude5177: I graduated
CrazyDude5177: you asshole
Lord6Kaos: Graduated from what?
Lord6Kaos: I know it wasn't school
CrazyDude5177: High School
Lord6Kaos: LAWL.
Lord6Kaos: With how you type and how slow you are in the head, I know that's bullshit right off the bat
Lord6Kaos: Gtfo mie intarwebz with that
Lord6Kaos: Go google some more guns or some gay hentai shit, you dumbfuck.
Lord6Kaos: Or better yet
Lord6Kaos: Go make a Captain Obvious 6.0 so I can gets some lulz out of it being banned in world record time
Lord6Kaos: Oh, speaking of lulz
CrazyDude5177: How much would it cost to buy the forums?
Lord6Kaos: I owe your mom two dollars for last night =D
Lord6Kaos: Enough for you to take a mortgage out on your cardboard box
CrazyDude5177: How much 7000?
Lord6Kaos: Lets try 'more than you can make in your lifetime'
CrazyDude5177: I have Jeff Hardy backing me up
CrazyDude5177: He can pay for it
Lord6Kaos: That lame?
Lord6Kaos: If he's real, get his loser ass to buy it already
Lord6Kaos: He phailed at wrestling, lets see him phail at running a site =D
CrazyDude5177: Jeff Hardy>You
Lord6Kaos: Flaming dog shit > Jeff hardy > You
CrazyDude5177: FUCK YOU
Lord6Kaos: Nty
Lord6Kaos: I'm straight, you fruity fuck =D
CrazyDude5177: No
CrazyDude5177: your gay
Lord6Kaos: Your mom says otherwise
CrazyDude5177: I fucked YOUR mom
Lord6Kaos: She doesn't fuck kids, she fucks men
Lord6Kaos: And I know she has better taste than needledicks
Lord6Kaos: ... Have you ever even SEEN a girl naked?
Lord6Kaos: Wait, what am I saying?
Lord6Kaos: Even if you COULD afford a hooker, the skankiest, oldest, saggiest ones wouldn't take money from YOU
CrazyDude5177: I am 22
Lord6Kaos: Your point?
CrazyDude5177: I ain't no kid
Lord6Kaos: You are a kid untill you lose your virginity
Lord6Kaos: Everyone knows that
Lord6Kaos: I think i've burned you enough
CrazyDude5177: Your still a fucking fag
Lord6Kaos: Go take your tissues and your knife to your bedroom, emo, i'm done
Lord6Kaos: No, i'm actually straight
CrazyDude5177: No
Lord6Kaos: Your mother can back me on that =D
CrazyDude5177: Well YOUR mother can back that fact about me
Lord6Kaos: That you're gay?
Dude, ANYONE can back the fact that you're gay
CrazyDude5177: No I fucked your mother
Lord6Kaos: lol
Lord6Kaos: with a needledick like yours, you couldn't even fuck a keyhole
Lord6Kaos: Or a window screen
CrazyDude5177: shut up
Lord6Kaos: RAPE
Lord6Kaos: BURN
Lord6Kaos: PWNED
Lord6Kaos: LAWL
CrazyDude5177: stupid IM software
CrazyDude5177: I am trying to block your sorry ass
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: PWND
CrazyDude5177: GO TO HELL YOU STUPID BITCH I HATE YOUU FUCK YOU
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: RAPE
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: PWND
Lord6Kaos: GTFO
Lord6Kaos: RAPE
Lord6Kaos: PWNED
Lord6Kaos: GTFO
Lord6Kaos: FFF OWNS YOU
CrazyDude5177 signed off at 8:11:04 PM.
Lord6Kaos: LAWL
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CrazyDude5177 (23:43:35): Hey
Yunasaeonsrock (23:44:07): Um, hi?
CrazyDude5177 (23:44:25): Its Captain Obvious
CrazyDude5177 (23:44:36): Is there any chance my account will be restored?
Yunasaeonsrock (23:44:45): *sighs* No.
CrazyDude5177 (23:44:58): fuckballs
Yunasaeonsrock (23:45:21): Oh well. There are other internet forums. You want a Final Fantasy one, go to ACF.
CrazyDude5177 (23:46:30): I will still spam the forums some
CrazyDude5177 (23:46:31): lol
CrazyDude5177 (23:46:34): spamming rules
Yunasaeonsrock (23:46:47): Just leave FFF alone. It's pathetic.
CrazyDude5177 (23:46:57): gth
Yunasaeonsrock (23:47:10): Because that makes sense...
CrazyDude5177 (23:47:25): You know what that stands for right?
Yunasaeonsrock (23:47:36): Clearly, I do not.
CrazyDude5177 (23:47:43): it means go to hell
CrazyDude5177 (23:47:51): That goes to all the FFF staff
Yunasaeonsrock (23:48:04): Scary person. Your words hurt me so much.
CrazyDude5177 (23:48:59): fuck u
Yunasaeonsrock (23:49:03): /wrists.
CrazyDude5177 (23:49:40): I did not send those messagesd
Yunasaeonsrock (23:50:05): Of course you didn't. You clearly have split personality disorder.
CrazyDude5177 (23:50:15): No I don't
CrazyDude5177 (23:51:36): I have Obsessive-compulsive disorder and Asperger syndrome.
Yunasaeonsrock (23:51:50): Social retardedness? That explains it all.
Yunasaeonsrock (23:53:50): So, do you have any plans of giving up on FFF?
CrazyDude5177 (23:56:18): not yet
CrazyDude5177 (23:56:27): and I am not retared
Yunasaeonsrock (23:57:03): You can't even spell it correctly. And look, just give it up. FFF won't let you back. Noone misses you. Move on.
CrazyDude5177 (23:57:50): I am the best there is, the best there was and the best that there ever will be
Yunasaeonsrock (23:58:04): No. You're really not.
CrazyDude5177 (23:59:07): yes I am
Yunasaeonsrock (23:59:26): Prove it. Make a FFF account that doesn't get banned in like 3 minutes.
CrazyDude5177 (23:59:38): suck my balls
Yunasaeonsrock (23:59:58): I'd have to find them. It could take days D:
crazydude5177 signed off at 00:04:45.
CrazyDude5177 (00:26:56): What the fuck is wrong with the FFF staff?
CrazyDude5177 (00:27:07): Do you people smoke crack"
Yunasaeonsrock (00:27:16): No. We;re just better than you
3A2D29

CrazyDude5177 (00:27:22): No
CrazyDude5177 (00:27:39): I AM the best there is, the best there was and that best that there ever will be
Yunasaeonsrock (00:27:58): You're repeating yourself.
CrazyDude5177 (00:28:08): Because I am the greatest
Yunasaeonsrock (00:28:53): Go away. Horrible unimportant person.
CrazyDude5177 (00:29:36): Fuck you
Yunasaeonsrock (00:29:45): No thanks.
CrazyDude5177 (00:30:33): I am the greatest
Yunasaeonsrock (00:30:46): Greatest Loser. UK.
CrazyDude5177 (00:30:59): I ain't a loser
Yunasaeonsrock (00:31:14): Yes. Yes you are.
CrazyDude5177 (00:33:38): No
CrazyDude5177 (00:33:40): I am
CrazyDude5177 (00:33:41): Not
Yunasaeonsrock (00:33:47): Wittay.
CrazyDude5177 (00:34:25): Are you a communist?
Yunasaeonsrock (00:35:01): No.
CrazyDude5177 (00:35:08): You act like one
Yunasaeonsrock (00:35:53): Of course I do. And you're the perfect person to tell me what I am. Since you don't know me in RL, or have any idea what i'm really like.
CrazyDude5177 (00:37:52): I am friends with Jeff Hardy
CrazyDude5177 (00:37:55): so boo ya
Yunasaeonsrock (00:38:25): I don't know - or care - who that person is.
CrazyDude5177 (00:39:12): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Hardy
Yunasaeonsrock (00:39:30): What part of "don't care" didn't you get?
CrazyDude5177 (00:39:52): I demand to be let back on the forums
Yunasaeonsrock (00:40:08): Tough shit. You're in no position to demand anything.
CrazyDude5177 (00:41:20): I am not thevulture
Yunasaeonsrock (00:41:27): I never said you were.
CrazyDude5177 (00:41:46): I do not deserve to be banned
Yunasaeonsrock (00:42:01): You created multiple accounts. Against the rules. Banned.
CrazyDude5177 (00:42:19): I still deserve a chance
Yunasaeonsrock (00:42:43): No. You don't.
CrazyDude5177 (00:42:59): Your not cool
Yunasaeonsrock (00:43:12): That's not what your mom said.
CrazyDude5177 (00:43:35): fuck you
Yunasaeonsrock (00:46:02): Message for you from the FFF admin - Lady Aerith.
Yunasaeonsrock (00:46:05): he needs to knock it off. Also he should know he has completely and utterly ruined any possible chances of coming back. He might as well quit. His accounts are going to keep getting banned.

CrazyDude5177 (00:46:38): All of you mods and admins can kiss my Polish American ass
Yunasaeonsrock (00:47:01): No thanks.
Yunasaeonsrock (00:47:14): And she also said this -
Yunasaeonsrock (00:47:17): Tell him that and tell him that came directly from Lady Aerith. I WAS going to consider unbanning him, despite the fact that he threatened some of my staff and some of the members, but now he's completely fucked up any chance he had of EVER returning.

CrazyDude5177 (00:49:25): As I said
CrazyDude5177 (00:49:29): suck my dick
Yunasaeonsrock (00:49:44): No. It's too small to fit anywhere.
CrazyDude5177 (00:52:02): fuck you
Yunasaeonsrock (00:52:10): No =]
Yunasaeonsrock (00:53:45): So like, will we see a Captain Obvious 6.0, or do we have to keep waiting?
CrazyDude5177 (00:54:25): yeah
CrazyDude5177 (00:54:34): once I create the email for it
Yunasaeonsrock (00:55:29): please tell me when you have =]
CrazyDude5177 (00:57:47): When were those messages for me sent to you?
Yunasaeonsrock (00:58:02): O_O
CrazyDude5177 (00:59:59): How much would the forums sell for?
Yunasaeonsrock (01:00:12): Too much for you to afford.
Yunasaeonsrock (01:02:09): And Jeff Hardy won't buy it for you. Unless he's molesting you.
CrazyDude5177 (01:02:30): He might
Yunasaeonsrock (01:02:49): He really wouldn't. What sort of person would spenf 5000 dollars on kid he's not related to?
CrazyDude5177 (01:03:21): He is my friend
Yunasaeonsrock (01:03:57): And. Friends don't spend that much money on friends for no reason. Now either go make your Captain Obvious 6.0 account so I cna ban it, or go away.
CrazyDude5177 (01:05:52): I fucked your mom
Yunasaeonsrock (01:06:16): Of course you did.
CrazyDude5177 signed off at 01:11:01.
CrazyDude5177 signed on at 01:11:47.
CrazyDude5177 (01:12:17): Finaly
CrazyDude5177 (01:12:22): I blocked that dickhead
CrazyDude5177 (01:19:23): You still there?
Yunasaeonsrock (01:19:31): O_O
CrazyDude5177 (01:20:00): WHat are the stupid ass admins saying now?
Yunasaeonsrock (01:20:12): go away
 
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