Buff guy nailing hot chick

[Will Graham]

I had to craft elaborate comments with as much questions as possible and only got a word or two in reply, or no reply at all. It was like pulling teeth

 

[Squid]

you do give off a rather rude first impression. I do not blame her.

 

[Will Graham]

I was really nice to her, and everyone was all like that Brigidette yoke is a right oul bitch and she 'ran riot' in the old days

 

[moogling]

Maybe you just forgot about FFF Matchmaker altogether

 

[Will Graham]

What about it?

 

[Donald Trump]

She was intimidated by your good looks.

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

Toby, I have made great spam threads, two of which were renamed and moved due to their raw levels of handsomeness

Regardless of the perceived quality of this thread, it is nowhere near the abysmal dross you pump out

Perhaps I can simulate it for you instead

- Some bullshit manufactured lyrics by Lady Gaga or Ke$ha about being super different or something else equally pedestrian

- Some faeces based sex act you totally want to do/have done because you are such a character

- Something vague about boy trouble that no one ever seems to care about

- this face

is all I have to say to that.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

There are so many comments I could post here... all of which will be me banned by our good ol' mods.

 

[Will Graham]

She was intimidated by your good looks.

your words are the balm of my soul