Best way of disposing of chavs?

Best way of disposing of chavs

  • Get a butcher knife and cut their heads off

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Dig a hole and throw them down there then drop a grenade down there

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Super Headbutt

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Get a stick and shove it down their throats

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Get a bulldozer to ram them

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Get snorlax to body slam them

    Votes: 2 16.7%

  • Get baseball bat and wreck them

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Teach them english

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • KO them

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 7 58.3%
  • Total voters
    12
Kamehameha!


I'd educate them. That'd sort the swines out.
 
Spirit bomb!!!

Anyway yeah educating them would work IF they had a REALLY strict teacher
I believe the only thing they are good at is PE
 
My boyfriend has a chav song which refers to going to every McDonalds and shooting them in the head with a shotgun. Id chose that option, then cut up the meat for the poor!
 
You have no 'Tell them their girlfriend's pregnant' option >_<. They'll be over the hills and far away before you know it.

Or....shut down the nearest Argos and JD Spots stores. That way they wont be able to buy thier chavtastic sovereign rings and tracksuits without moving to another country.

FFGuy said:
chavs are taking over the world.
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More like just our country.
 
but they could be invading they could start illegal immigration (chavs dont follow rules after all.....)

not even george bush could stop them
 
only if they hate muslims.....

and have bombs and dont mind killing millions of people for no apparent reason
 
hmm but dont chavs have a general hatred for everything with no burberry on them.....

i just had an idea lets blow up all the burberry factories in the world chavs will go extinct without them :)
 
FFGuy said:
hmm but dont chavs have a general hatred for everything with no burberry on them.....

i just had an idea lets blow up all the burberry factories in the world chavs will go extinct without them :)
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Well I don't know about down South but up here they will fight with anyone who isn't in their group or gang and anyone that is dodgy looking comes in their area then they would more than gladly kick the shit out of him.
 
i know use their own tactics against them!

wait for one to go in a dark alley alone and jump them and kick the hell out of them
 
chavs..... arent they fun! i personally think there should be a huuuuuge fight (all police are distracted by something ..miles away) between chavs and ...everyone else.. that would kick arse hehe
 
1: Start off by finding a small confined warehouse with no way out but the way you came in.

2: Have the local law enforcement roundup all of the Chavs they can find in that local area and cram them all into that confined small warehouse.

3: From the roof, drop down enough machetes so that each Chav "should" have one. ;)

4: During their days of confinement, feed them nothing but Water & Vegemite. :sick: The Vegemite alone should be enough to ensue a riot, thus thinning out the crowd. ;)

5: Now, I'm guessing within a week or so, there should be one Chav left standing victorious. You reward this Chav by sending in a fresh new batch of Chavs from another town to start the whole process over. :D
 
uz were saying about the king of chavs? or neds rather, wasnt his name michael carrol or sumthin i remember him he was rangers daft.

the guy was a total knob
 
i think his name was michael my friend said it when he saw bears be scared saying he was king of chavs (he is a goth/emo)
 
i just remember him cuz he always had to many gold chains round his neck, and always had a stupid friggin rangers shirt on.

Yeah it was micheal carrol
If i remember he got sent to prison for beating up a priest with a baseball bat or sumthin
 
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