Best way of disposing of chavs?

Best way of disposing of chavs

  • Get a butcher knife and cut their heads off

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Dig a hole and throw them down there then drop a grenade down there

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Super Headbutt

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Get a stick and shove it down their throats

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Get a bulldozer to ram them

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Get snorlax to body slam them

    Votes: 2 16.7%

  • Get baseball bat and wreck them

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Teach them english

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • KO them

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 7 58.3%
  • Total voters
    12
Just added a poll (Stupid thing posts the topic before you can add a poll......)
 
I remember hearing this before, but can't remember what it was about.

So, please excuse my ignorance, but whats a Chav?
 
council house and violent

hey grabanth why is

stealing there burberry
cillit bang them
turn them gothic
remove innit from there vocabulary

not in the poll?
 
The UK version of gangster but a hell of alot more annoying
They have invented their own 'chav' language and they all think they can beat anyone up and think they are tough.
Only problem is there is so many of them so if you try to take them on you are taking on another 20+
 
and one of them is guarranteed to have a knife and they are like leopards ambush predators

basically they will jump you and be high in number
 
Gabranth said:
The UK version of gangster but a hell of alot more annoying
They have invented their own 'chav' language and they all think they can beat anyone up and think they are tough.
Only problem is there is so many of them so if you try to take them on you are taking on another 20+
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Technically it is the English version as up here in Scotland they are referred to as "Neds" [SIZE=-1](Acronym for non-educated delinquents) but they're probably similar although Buckfast (Especially Glasgow) is a very popular tonic wine among the youths. I doubt anyone can walk through a street in Glasgow without seeing a bottle of Bucky lying in a bush or something.

Here is an American report (I guess) on Glasgow's ned culture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK2PryGzW5s&mode=related&search=

My brother told me that he knew the guy at the beginning (The one with the knife).

EDIT: I think my brother also knows the guy showing off his scars at Possilpark (Just outside where my cousin lives).
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chavs are taking over the world we must hire daleks to counter them and exterminate them
 
Kain's Lance said:
Technically it is the English version as up here in Scotland they are referred to as "Neds" [SIZE=-1](Acronym for non-educated delinquents) but they're probably are similar although Buckfast (Especially Glasgow) is a very popular tonic wine among the youths. I doubt anyone can walk through a street in Glasgow without seeing a bottle of Bucky lying in a bush or something.[/SIZE]

ahhh tis why ah love glasgow.
i went on a night out in glasgow a while ago, i was stayin at my cousins. I always thought aberdeen was pretty bad for neds, voilence and stuff, but glasgow is far worse in areas, its still an awesome city though. (i like how the american lass calls the housing estates, housing projects lol)

i dont think neds will ever go away theryre a part of britain there aint much can be done about them
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I picked "get a bulldozer and ram them"

I kinda like the Dalek idea too. :blink:
 
Or maybe the *break their mobile phones which have chav music*
i don't think they could live without it
 
chavs are soft touches that cant punch for cider, they even have a king of chavs in england , he won the lottery and spends his day crashing cars , getting drunk and training for boxing, which hes cack at, he gets his ass wooped all the time since he dont punch he slaps.
the best way i deal with the chavs near me is ether go "stay away your stupidity is contagious" or just stare down the leader. normally the one with the stupidest hair since the chavs in Yorkshire are Metrochavs.
 
Johnny Mo said:
chavs are soft touches that cant punch for cider, they even have a king of chavs in england , he won the lottery and spends his day crashing cars , getting drunk and training for boxing, which hes cack at, he gets his ass wooped all the time since he dont punch he slaps.
the best way i deal with the chavs near me is ether go "stay away your stupidity is contagious" or just stare down the leader. normally the one with the stupidest hair since the chavs in Yorkshire are Metrochavs.
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I think he has a Ulster Defense Association tattoo and is a Rangers fan. He invested between £1-3M to Rangers but because of his bigotry he is banned from attending Ibrox matches.
 
yay but make sure nothing is left someone might find the remains and become the new king chav
 
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