Bad Translator.

[Kim Taehyung]

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

This takes whatever you add in, translates it into a language an back to English however many times you choose to come out with something that's likely nowhere near what you started with.
it shows each and every translation, as well.

My translations:

Original: 'She was born to meet me, and I was born to meet her.'
35 translations later...
'It was necessary. It is required of me'.
Original: 'thou shall not kill'
35: HOW TO.

 

[Ilyena]

You can get the same effect using Babelfish.

 

[Shaissa]

You spoony Bard you!

 

[Ilyena]

This guy are sick.

 

[Vulhala]

"I'm getting married on Friday."

35 translations later:

"Fridays, I'm a woman.


FML.

 

[Ilyena]

 

[Shaissa]

 

[Shaissa]

"I am amazing"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"That's a lot."

 

[Shaissa]

"Shace is such a great guy"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Male nude"


... now that is FML

 

[Ilyena]

Original text:


"Your mother wears combat boots."


...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:


"Birlerce l l j trgts mre wkadaa. "

 

[greenyxi]

"Green Link is highly lovable"

35 translations later:

Very good very good blue contacts

Not blue! Green, damnit!

 

[Kim Taehyung]

Original text:

"Kagome: Why won't the well let us be together? Is it because of my feelings? When the well vanished, and I was thrust into the darkness, I was so scared and sad..,."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Kagom, Yes, allow us to check whether this is the case, feeling a bit of pain, fear of the dark."

Apparently someone (who, fuck knows) isn't sure if Kagome is sad or scared.