Back again
- Thread starter HolyDemon
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I own the internet and therefore you have to pay me due respect.
Who's joking?
Nay... THE INTERNET!You missed the best moment EVAR at FFF.
Well, it all started when someone's (we're not sure who's right now) monkey got hold of their account, and then the monkey started throwing e-poo at people. It was a very messy period, not helped by Darkblade suddenly going e-crazy and turned the whole forum into a mockery of an explosion at a Skittles factory.
While all this was happening, Derek was trying to pull any new member that joined, but failing miserably, so he went all emo and slit his wrists a little. But of course, he didn't realise that he was actually using a plastic knife, and the red stuff was just tomato sauce. We still had to rush him to hospital though, because this is just the internet and we didn't actually know that it was just tomato sauce.
While we were at the hospital, Mitsuki got AG pregnant (yarly) and he had his baby instantly, but because of the anatomical impossibility of it all, it was born retarded and is locked in a cage. Not that they talk about it though.
And while all this was happening, the Jedi were attacking FFF, and us remaining members were left to defend it with sporks. Needless to say, we won but suffered many deaths. Saix, OverFjell, Riku, Shen, Busta and lots of others were all lost.
And so I was crowned king of the internet for the hell of it, and here we are.
While all this was happening, Derek was trying to pull any new member that joined, but failing miserably, so he went all emo and slit his wrists a little. But of course, he didn't realise that he was actually using a plastic knife, and the red stuff was just tomato sauce. We still had to rush him to hospital though, because this is just the internet and we didn't actually know that it was just tomato sauce.
While we were at the hospital, Mitsuki got AG pregnant (yarly) and he had his baby instantly, but because of the anatomical impossibility of it all, it was born retarded and is locked in a cage. Not that they talk about it though.
And while all this was happening, the Jedi were attacking FFF, and us remaining members were left to defend it with sporks. Needless to say, we won but suffered many deaths. Saix, OverFjell, Riku, Shen, Busta and lots of others were all lost.
And so I was crowned king of the internet for the hell of it, and here we are.
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Lol, I just now read this. That's just wrong, Pooley!
Anyway, welcome back. You didn't really miss much...
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BustaMo
Dark-Angel
Follower of the Light
Oh yeah, we got took over by a drug and Darkblade kicked it's ass
Archangel
Wings of razors
We have all be doing fine. FFF has looked kinda bleak at times on the verge of complete and utter ruins but has so far managed to heal and stay running. Theres not much else to tell you. Some people got pissed and left. Some of them came back. New people joined and some quit. Same ole. I can tell you if you have been gone a while, check out the RPG game its really cool. This place has an abundance of members and is consuming more all the time. Oh and Pooley's still a dick so just ignore him. 
