Awful names parents give their children

On the radio I heard of someone naming their kid Optimus Prime... Who does that? :thehell: I mean, it's cool and all I guess but really? I think that is dumb and silly...
Oh, and recently, I dont know if this was a memebase joke or not, but someone decided to name their baby Hashtag... Yes, Hashtag...

What's next? Baby Twitter? :thehell:
 
Some people in my country have started this trend of meshing their names and whatever comes out of it they use to name their child...which is okay. There have just been some strange results. I heard there was this couple whose names were Edgar and Jennilyn. So they named their daughter Jegarlyn. I just... :ffs:

I also have this friend named Abi Rae. It's actually quite a nice name...if he weren't a guy.
 
Honestly if you name your name after something like a transformer or something like "sony" or "hp" I have to laugh at it...
 
Alright, funny story that came to mind...

One of my friends was doing phone work and had a list of names to call. One of the names on the list was La-a... I mean, La-a? How the hell do you pronounce that? So she calls the number and asks "Yes, hello, um, is LA AH there?" Then she heard a sassy black woman on the phone who said: "MAN, No one's sayin' my babay gurlz name right. It's Luh-DASH-uh"

Yes ladies and gentlemen, La-a was pronounced LUH DASH UH... Not, LA AH, not La Hyphon Uh... LUH DASH UH...

THIS is my ultimate name tbh...

That and I want to name my adopted daughter Eucalyptus...
Squid go ahead Toni, isn't Eucalyptus an amazing name for a girl? :ari:
 
A lot of names are Christian-based. For example, Kristy literally means 'of Christ'. Micheal is originally derived from an angel, same as Gabriel, and then you have the names of all the saints and prophets, such as Peter, Mark, John, etc., then theres Christopher, which is 'follower of Christ', and so on and so on.

Most 'normal' names are Christian, and it is so embedded in our culture that other names seem outlandish, especially if they are named after inanimate objects like Gweneth Paltrow's kid whose name is literally Apple.
I bet you her kid gets called Macintosh or sum shit in school :wacky:
 
Hayley Williams said:
THIS is my ultimate name tbh...

That and I want to name my adopted daughter Eucalyptus...
@Squid go ahead Toni, isn't Eucalyptus an amazing name for a girl? :ari:
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Eucalyptus is great, for Koalas :hmph:

The worst name i have ever heard is Diva Thin Muffin and Pilot Inspektor, both names celebs have named their kids...
 
Apparently that Cardassian woman and that Kanye West guy have named their child North. By itself, that's not such a bad name, but then he's gonna be called North West. :hmmm:

Most awful name I have ever heard, though, is Charmaine. :tehe:
 
I still kind of laugh at the name Blue Ivy...:P

But just be thankful that no one named their baby disestablishmentarianism!
 
I met a girl named Melgan once. I mean...it's not crazy or anything but that is just a fugly name.
 
I got one, Brock Lesnar named one of his kids "Turk". It might have some type of historical meaning, but it just sounds terrible. That poor kid would probably have gotten made fun of, if his dad wasn't Brock fucking Lesnar. Nobody is gonna fuck with that kid.
 
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