Are hoodies vampires?

Vampires are nothing. But flying crocodiles are the greatest threat to humanity that there will ever be, that is why we must say no to cloning.
One day, in the future, you'll be walking along, mostly minding your own business, when a flying crocodile comes and bites your head off. Then you'll say " I should have voted against cloning".

Well luckily it's not too late now, take up the fight against cloning.
 
Yes... They are. -__-

Seriously, what was going through Stephenie Meyer's head!? After seeing vampire movies and playing games such as Castlevania, hearing about sparkling vampires is such a let down. That's something you would see on My Little Pony, the cartoon.
 
Hahahaha xDDD totally agree with you there. It just kinda took away from the whole vampires being creatures of the night aspect.
 
Well if a flying crocodile, or even a normal crocodile, was snacking on you, there would not be seconds. The average crocodile's bite has over 2500 pounds of force per square inch, that's enough to crush a human skull like a foam cup.
 
♥Anima♥ said:
Fine, I'll just eat and turn Sonny instead because he's tastier. :wacky:
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Oh, you =3

Pablo Escobar said:
Well if a flying crocodile, or even a normal crocodile, was snacking on you, there would not be seconds. The average crocodile's bite has over 2500 pounds of force per square inch, that's enough to crush a human skull like a foam cup.
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And that, kids, is why I hate them D=
 
But you know that you can't resist my seductive voice and mesmerising green eyes, Sonny. You know that you're hopelessly hypnotised under my spell. Ooh, I got you under my spell ...
 
Crocodiles don't need spells. They are practically invisible in the water and they just wait until you come close enough, and they use their explosive speed to bite you.
Then they drag you back into the water and spin with such force and that limbs can become deattached whilst drowning you at the same time.
 
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