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Monster for Beat The Monster: Beat Barry Behemoth!

Monster for Beat The Monster: Terminate Terence the Tonberry!

Monster for Beat The Monster: Kill Carlos el Cactuar!

Monster for Beat The Monster: Mutilate Mortimer the Malboro!

Monster for Beat The Monster: Assassinate Andre the Adamantoise!

Monster for Beat The Monster: Annihilate Azzy the Ahriman!

Monster for Beat The Monster: Pummel Phay Z'or the Paissa!

Monster for Beat The Monster: Slay Sir Ian of the Gorge the Iron Giant!

Monster for Beat The Monster: Crush Carrie the Coeurl!

Monster for Beat The Monster: Let’s Liquidate Lawrence the Loporrit!

Monster for Beat The Monster: Let’s Batter Benedick the Beaver!

Meet Benedick! Benedick the Beaver is an amateur historical reenactor who seeks to gnaw his way through a mountain of history books and recreate, however inaccurate, his ‘improved’ vision of the past (filled with beavers). Any soul who might be foolish enough to attend his historical...

Meet Carrie! Carrie is a coeurl who inexplicably turned up at FFF’s doorstep. Coyly pawing at the door and mewing for attention, how could kind, cat-loving folk like ourselves not let her in? Big mistake! Coeurls are by their very nature thirsty, alien creatures, but they have no desire for...

Meet Sir Ian of the Gorge. Sir Ian of the Gorge is an Iron Giant who was knighted and tasked with defending the Gorge. Sir Ian was delighted with this opportunity to prove his valour. However, for thirteen long years nobody ever attacked the Gorge. Not even a lost rambler cared to go near...

Meet Phay Z’or! Phay Z’or the Paissa is a Plutonian Paissa extremist. Remember those jokes that people made about the celestial body of Pluto looking like a Paissa? There’s a reason for that. To the extremists, Pluto is the Paissa Homeworld. Earthlings have conspired to destroy Paissan...