Lex Luger
The Total Package
What kind of disgusting, despicl...despicable *sigh* lack of respect does that Billy-What's-His-Name show, booking a match for the Total Package Lex Luger at Superbrawl? Super Saturday? What is it? I don't even know what it's called, what is it called?
SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY? Can you even afford to pay me to wrestle Ron? I DON'T KNOOOOWWWW!!! I'm oneofthebiggestlegendstarseverinthis...GAH!
And your t-shirts are too tight too, Billy! And you book a match with me against Ron Killings? Look at me! I'm a Total Package, I'm a rip him apart! I'M PISSED NOW!
The door's locked too!
SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY? Can you even afford to pay me to wrestle Ron? I DON'T KNOOOOWWWW!!! I'm oneofthebiggestlegendstarseverinthis...GAH!
And your t-shirts are too tight too, Billy! And you book a match with me against Ron Killings? Look at me! I'm a Total Package, I'm a rip him apart! I'M PISSED NOW!
The door's locked too!