Why do I attract retards?

Channizard

Channizard

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I'm not trying.. to be mean or anything but I had a very.. surreal experience at the gym today. Some days they bring over a group of Special Needs kids to the pool and I'd happened to run into them.

I was walking through the change room showers to get to the pool, there was one.. special girl standing there, half naked who strokes my arm with her index finger.

She giggles a little bit. "Hehe, you're nice." And then she goes about her half naked business by walking back into the main changeroom.

I'm not sure what to do about this.

A half hour or so later I walk out to my car and the bunch of them are getting on their special bus. One of them has strayed however. He seems to be following me to my car. He says something about the snow today, I don't quite catch it and I smile and nod.

Getting in my car, I notice that he's standing in front of my car. I start to get a little worried about what he might pull. As I start the car, he sits... he SITS.. on the hood of my car.. and motions for me to drive away. I wave for him to get off but he shakes his head. I wave again and this time, he tilts his head sadly, and brings his hands together in a pleading gesture. I shake my head and wave again for him to get off my car.

Solemnly he slides off the car and I back out of the space, wheeling away. I check my rearview mirror and spot him as he stands in the middle of the parking lot where I once was, watching my car drive off. He waves. I'm gone.





Why me? :gonk:







fuck I should tell stories to kids for a living, I'm good.
 
omg that actually made me laugh, hilarious, all I can say is, glad its you and not me ;)
 
whats the matter...you dont like special needs kids? :monster:

At least you are nice and patient about it. I would have honked at him:(
 
Why is there Bus "special" aswell?

I told you Channi its coz of the Handicap sticker you wear as a necklace.

Also this applies:lew:
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Canandas awesome:ryan:
 
I had no clue what to expect when I read the title of this thread.

And now I'm sure not sure I know what to expect. :rofl:

Maybe you just send off this nice harmless vibe that they're picking up?

Channiliscious definition make the loco's crazy
They always rub her body and they wanna have her babies
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That was too much. :rofl:
 
OMG! I just realized you just left him there!!! XD He could have been left by the bus! Channy why didn't you take him back there? >.< Cruel XD
 
since i am currently under suspension on the world of warcraft forums for saying something about bringing me sandiwches and beer in a thread about sexual discrimination and moved to a heavily moderated forum which resulted in a suspension because i was too lazy to change my post to "please delete", I am disappointed that this thread is very much lacking in the content I was hoping to read.

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I was hoping for a good windex / paint chips / paint thinner joke. =|

anyway, i would have told him to fuck off :monster:
 
L said:
since i am currently under suspension on the world of warcraft forums for saying something about bringing me sandiwches and beer in a thread about sexual discrimination and moved to a heavily moderated forum which resulted in a suspension because i was too lazy to change my post to "please delete", I am disappointed that this thread is very much lacking in the content I was hoping to read.

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I was hoping for a good windex / paint chips / paint thinner joke. =|

anyway, i would have told him to fuck off :monster:
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*pats*

lrn2forum nicely.
 
Terrible Terry Tate said:
lrn2forum nicely.
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i did sir

one time i got suspended for a week for making a thread in the rogues forum when one couldnt kill me while i was afk because he was exploiting midair killing spree.

seriously it was like YOU COULDNT KILL ME WHILE I WAS MAKING TATER TOTS. LAFF OWT LOWD LOL !!!1

BANZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

not to... be an attention whore or anything, because im really not trying to get anyones attention, i just like to complain about things because i have nothing else to do. especially retarded things :monster:

Would the poor guy understand you?
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middle finger looks the same in every language :elmo:
 
Channadian Maple said:
It's not that I don't like them.. they just make me uncomfortable in a sad way.
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I definitely understand this feeling. My patience with the mentally handicapped is near infinite, but I try to avoid them anyways, just because I feel... I don't know. It's hard to explain the feeling. Like survivor's guilt, almost. A random whim of genetics (or various other things) has arbitrarily left someone handicapped, and myself fine... It bothers me, that there is nothing I can do to assist the situation. It's infinitely frustrating.

Wow, sorry, that's a real downer response. On a more direct note: good job being patient and kind. Situations like the one you were in make it easy to be angry and cruel, so props for keeping your cool.
 
Derek get the eff out of my thread and stop trying to make it all about you.:mokken:

@JMark: Yeah that seems to be it pretty much. And I don't wanna freak em out or be rude to them or anything it's just...ehhhh... uncomfortable sad..
 
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