This thread is my house.

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Gabe

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My house. My rules.

You better not steal any of my furniture.

Locations:
(Living Room)
(Kitchen)
(Bedroom)
(Basement)

Furniture:
Living Room: Green leather couch, light blue painted walls, TV with stuff.
Bedroom: A bed surrounded with candles in a white room with a dresser.
Kitchen: Housewives everywhere making sammiches on rows of tables.
Basement: Stash of smexual devices and other random crap.

Feel free to chill out in my virtual text house.
 
Too bad that wasn't me and I actually live in an identical house just down the street. If you approach me again I shall teleport me and my magical house to another town :O
 
OH YEA I DO! *throws pancake mix onto the furniture to extinguish the flame*
 
/me sets up an intricate trap that kills you when you get a boner

you see, the way that this trap works...

is there is a string tired to your cock, which is also very short and tied to the trigger of a shotgun. many women will tease you

you will get a boner from imagining the experience of a handjob. then you will die all cobain style, but sexy

i saw it years ago on a real sex documentary, but i dont think they ever gave it a name :monster:
 
yeah =[
 
oh so thats how it is

go fuck yourself sir

suck my fuckin nuts :rage:
 
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