Every fucking time

[L]

Lol, I made Jim fake laugh out of annoyance, that's gotta be the first.

... That's.... that's sad. :{

sounds like every other Thursday a few years ago

 

[Marquis of Granby]

explain, you ******.

 

[The Witch]

Aww, okay, jimmy-poo, I'll stop.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

 

[The Witch]

I said I'd stop. So I stopped.

Now gimme a hug to show you forgive me.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

I don't even want to think about my first time.

We were sitting down in bed when I started hearing funny noises outside. I got up to go check it out, and saw that is was actually my ex's family and they wanted to eat me. Turns out they were zombies the whole fucking time. I ran back inside to get get my sword, forgetting that my ex was sitting on the bed. I opened the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

 

[The Witch]

You're just a hurt lad, afraid to show any emotions because you don't want to be hurt. You flippin' me the birdie is just you saying "I'm too afraid to love". It's okay, Jim, I'm here.

*comes in for a hug*

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I don't even want to think about my first time.

We were sitting down in bed when I started hearing funny noises outside. I got up to go check it out, and saw that is was actually my ex's family and they wanted to eat me. Turns out they were zombies the whole fucking time. I ran back inside to get get my sword, forgetting that my ex was sitting on the bed. I opened the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

is that the same ex who was going to stalk you on the internet?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

*comes in for a hug*

 

[The Witch]

See, I hit home, didn't I?




Now give mamma a hug.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

See, I hit home, didn't I?




Now give mamma a hug.

don't think so sweetcheeks.

 

[The Witch]

don't think so sweetcheeks.

You're from across the ocean... how the heck do you know of that idiotic character.

Jim, laughing at a time like this is just another way of denying your emotions.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

You're from across the ocean... how the heck do you know of that idiotic character.

Jim, laughing at a time like this is just another way of denying your emotions.

i dont think thats correct, sir.

 

[The Witch]

It is. It is so correct.










That is, this is what Dr. Phil says.... mind you.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

shaddap

 

[The Witch]

It's shuddup, Jim. Shuddup.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

shaddap

yeah caliboobs. what he said.

 

[The Witch]

yeah caliboobs. what he said.

Now, you have split personalities, Jim?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

no.