Stubbing of the toes

[Bambi]

>:[

WHY does it have to be so breath catchingly painful

its like, you just freeze on the spot for a momnent whilst taking in a sharp breath with an '''' expression on your face then

OWWWWWWWWWWW

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TO HURT SO MUCH

whenever Im at my mums, I always do it on the corner of her bed, it's always the same corner as well, it's like rthe same things catch me out all the time. Other peopels houses are a nightmare for it. Juxt done it at homeon ellies bed this time though.

door frames atch me out alot as well

 

[Big Casino]

hahahahahaha its one of those really bad pains that hurt so bad for about 30 seconds. Kinda like when you stand on a plug thats upside down and the 3 pins stab you
Its at its worst when you catch the little toe, that one just seems to crumble into nothing and im always left raging for ages. Thankfully i havent done it in ages *touchwood*

 

[Bambi]

Aw plugs hahaha, there's nowt worse than standing on plugs and lego

The rages that have ensued from doing either of those things, you'd think, being feet, they'd be abit more fucking hardy, but fuck me, nothing hurts more

 

[Big Casino]

Just thinking about it makes me cringe. Usually with me i catch them on either my bathroom door or on my weights in my room. Its usualy a case of falling to the floor grabbing my toe and swearing til the pain goes away

 

[Bambi]

Hahahahahaha it's like, the only time rolling around and swearing really loudly in pain is acceptable, anything else and you'd get told to man the fuck up

 

[bearsfwd]

Stubbing toes sucks horrendously. Although, I have something better than stubbing toes. One time, we had this mostly deflated balloon (it had enough air that it hovered just above the ground). Well, it liked to get in my way, so one night, I didn't have shoes on mind you, being the dumbass that I am, I went to kick the stupid thing. Well, in the process of kicking it, my follow-through caused my pinkie toe to acquaint itself with a chair leg (not like a dining room chair that probably would have slid when I kicked it, this was a recliner...on carpet...it wasn't moving an inch). Let's just say that I spend the rest of that night lying on my bed in tears with ice on it.

Needless to say, the balloon won that battle and I felt like an idiot.


Moral of the story...don't fuck with half deflated balloons.

 

[Gaige]

I find stubbing the thumb far worse. I once tried to fistpump but punched a wall instead. One of those walls with little sharp white stones fused into them. After it healed, I fell... on the same thumb.

Though I once stubbed my toe on a door and took the top part of the nail clean off. It was AGONY. The flesh was all raw for days afterward.

 

[Bambi]

I'd like to say I feel bad for laughing, but I know for a fact karma will get me back, so lol... I lol'd my tits off at both your tales of woe

Ive been at it all day whacking pointy bits of my body on corners of things as well

 

[Big Casino]

Stubbing toes sucks horrendously. Although, I have something better than stubbing toes. One time, we had this mostly deflated balloon (it had enough air that it hovered just above the ground). Well, it liked to get in my way, so one night, I didn't have shoes on mind you, being the dumbass that I am, I went to kick the stupid thing. Well, in the process of kicking it, my follow-through caused my pinkie toe to acquaint itself with a chair leg (not like a dining room chair that probably would have slid when I kicked it, this was a recliner...on carpet...it wasn't moving an inch). Let's just say that I spend the rest of that night lying on my bed in tears with ice on it.

Needless to say, the balloon won that battle and I felt like an idiot.


Moral of the story...don't fuck with half deflated balloons.

oooooooooh i can just imagine how sore that must have been

Thumbs and fingers are bad aswell but i find to really hurth them you have to like properly stave them and then your fingers sore for weeks on end. Whereas stubbing a toe is pure agony for like a minute but then it goes away

 

[Harlequin]

Running to answer the phone and catching my little toe on the door frame is painsville, it practically writes off my toe.

 

[Bambi]

Ooh tell you what is up there with stubbing toes, when you bang/trap COLD FINGERS, that makes me fucking livid. infact any kind of pain when you are ciold just makes it all the worse. I remember an ex jumping on me (arsing around) and Ive put my hands up to ninja blocjk the attack and it broke my finger. I dunno why that memory jut m ade me lol, because it hurt like a motherfucking fucker on a stick ]: ]: ]:

 

[Gaige]

I'd like to say I feel bad for laughing, but I know for a fact karma will get me back, so lol... I lol'd my tits off at both your tales of woe

Ive been at it all day whacking pointy bits of my body on corners of things as well

Sadist.

Elbows, shoulders, thumbs knees and toes. (Almost like that little nursery rhyme) kill me. I just writhe in pain for a few seconds.

I hurt a cold finger. Winter's night. Making hot buttered toast. I'd just gotten indoors after half an hour, and my fingers and toes were freezing. Then I slammed the oven door on them. Five minutes later I burnt three of them on the grill. The combo of hot and cold was NOT nice.

 

[Bambi]

Sadist.

Elbows, shoulders, thumbs knees and toes. (Almost like that little nursery rhyme) kill me. I just writhe in pain for a few seconds.

funny bone

Running to answer the phone and catching my little toe on the door frame is painsville, it practically writes off my toe.

Awwww door frames catch me out all the time

Thinking about it makes me laugh, but you just drop like a fly

Ooh clare did it once actyually, we were hungover like you wouldnt beleive, we had to go to fuckign work as well, and I was so drunk the night before that I fell over a wall and was trying to talk to a picture of frank bruno... anyway the next day, both at deaths door, she stubbed her little toe so bad on a door frame there was bloody eeeeeeverywhere, I was so ill, i couldnt even laugh.... at the time xD

 

[Gaige]

How the fuck did she stub her toe so abd it was bleeding? Did she get it on something sharp or what? Ugh, that sounds nasty.

 

[Bambi]

nah she just stumbled out of the bathroom, and i was like, l;ay on the end of the bed dazed to fuck, I could see out the door and i just saw her connect and heard the thud.... and then she was like OWWWWWWWWWW LOOOOOOOK, and her little toe was mangled to fuck xD

I cant beleive how much this memory is making me lol, because at the time i was seriously considering suicide as an option over going to work, I was that hungover

 

[Gaige]

...Mangled. I can see why you find it funny now, to be honest. It sounds like the sort of thing you can laugh at later. Did she end up in the hospital?

 

[Bambi]

Nah we went to work. You should of seen the fucking state of us, Saturday morning, hungover to fuck working in retail. It was a long long day

 

[Gaige]

Sounds like fun. I'd have personally taken the sickie or gone "Oh, Clare's ruined her toe and I need to take her to hospital." Then you could show him her bandage as proof.

 

[Bambi]

We'd of been shot, we both worked together and were both in that day haha

 

[bearsfwd]

Aside from stubbing toes/fingers, something that is even more annoying and more painful (proportionally) are those paper cuts that you don't remember getting.

You'll be sitting around one day just watching TV or something, then you feel a pain in your finger, so you look down and sure enough, there is a paper cut. You try to remember how you got it, but you don't remember because you don't remember the feeling of actually getting the cut. So then you try to ignore it, but the paper cut is just there like "here I am, making your finger hurt!", so it starts to hurt pretty bad.

oooooooooh i can just imagine how sore that must have been

I can't even begin to describe it. The only thing that hurt worse in my 24 years of existence was when I bruised my collarbone in an ice hockey game. I couldn't even lift my arm for about a day. I honestly can't believe I didn't break it. Actually, I have yet to break a bone in my body, and that's pretty amazing seeing as I have played ice hockey since I was like 7 or 8. *knocks on wood*

bang/trap COLD FINGERS

Cold ears are worse, IMO.