insufferable bitch

[Sepalcure]

Hah, know exactly what you mean about the beaver look. xD

A keg isn't so bad, it's just that he was sommmit like.. 6'4" (or so he bragged, I never really kept track) and had pudge all over... kinda like a Care Bear.

Also I'm gonna say this just to rant and get it out there

HIS PENIS WOULDN'T STAY IN THE CONDOM, WAS TOO SMALL AND DIDN'T STAY HARD. FOR SOMEONE WHO'S 6 FOOT TALL, YOU'D EXPECT A FOOT LONG PENIS, I WAS SORELY MISTAKEN

...

Lmao, first of all that last part was hilarious; I had to stop myself from laughing too hard 'lest I wake up the folks. Oh God, apparently it's aaaaall in the shoe size though.

Oh a Care bear. Care Bears are coolio, I could deal.

And yeah, Taylor looks like a beaver and Rob Pats . . . just I dunno, every time I see the poor guy I feel like sticking him out in the sun to tan or just brushing his hair into some semblance of a style.

I agree with Yumiko though, maybe he does in his weird twisted way want you back. Possibly to have some odd freakish intergalactic babies. But yeah why else would he send you a message claiming you were "jealous" and a "bitch." Sounds like he misses ya and is jealous to me.

 

[Ipsen]

Why thank you.

But I have to say these are some disturbing quotes. And here all I got was violent phonecalls at 3am saying I was going to get stabbed because I laughed at her when she farted. NO JOKE! She farted and I laughed. I'm a dude, it's what we do. And then it was like "It's so over" =/ She was an asshole anyway. Nothing too crazy. She was an emo though. Told me all this weird attention seeking shit. Which would be fine, but she came fromt he planet Zorg or some shit. She was a nutjob.

Nutjobs <3. Amazing.

 

[Bambi]

HIS PENIS WOULDN'T STAY IN THE CONDOM, WAS TOO SMALL AND DIDN'T STAY HARD. FOR SOMEONE WHO'S 6 FOOT TALL, YOU'D EXPECT A FOOT LONG PENIS, I WAS SORELY MISTAKEN

...

I rly rly lol'd hard

Harder than his cock, I imagine

 

[Channizard]

I rly rly lol'd hard

Harder than his cock, I imagine

My pillow was harder than his cock.. sadly enough. ;.; but rofl nonetheless xD

I agree with Yumiko though, maybe he does in his weird twisted way want you back. Possibly to have some odd freakish intergalactic babies. But yeah why else would he send you a message claiming you were "jealous" and a "bitch." Sounds like he misses ya and is jealous to me.

Ugh, intergalactic babies. He's been married now (that message was sent in Jan yet...of last year? Maybe) and already has a kid on the way. What happens after that? There's a message of him on fb saying he has no job.

oh noes, how will he support his litter? /tiny violin

NO JOKE! She farted and I laughed. I'm a dude, it's what we do. And then it was like "It's so over" =/

Thank you for what? /confused

Ahh farting... I think my boyfriend almost wants to break up with me, because I easily out-fart him. But I can't burp. So it evens out. I remember the first time I farted around him, watching Friends.. I thought I was so stealthy covering it up with a sneeze.. a month later a real hard one rips out, and I try to cover it up again, 'Oh first fart ever in front of you, hahahahaha...'...no... he heard it. D;

Farts are natural and are just fine as long as they don't smell so horrible that you actually gag.

 

[Bambi]

I can burp and fart

I can out burp anyone

 

[Channizard]

Yeah well I can out-fart you. So hah.

 

[Sepalcure]

My pillow was harder than his cock.. sadly enough. ;.; but rofl nonetheless xD

Ugh, intergalactic babies. He's been married now (that message was sent in Jan yet...of last year? Maybe) and already has a kid on the way. What happens after that? There's a message of him on fb saying he has no job.

oh noes, how will he support his litter? /tiny violin

Lol, I pray for that kid too what with his lupine soon-to-be daddy. Jobless too? Oh God, how could she have married someone, have a kid by him, and he's jobless atm? I just . . . wow sucks to be her. Damn, that could not happen in my life.

Yay for tiny violin, Spongebob references! I'm such a geek.

 

[Bambi]

I was letting a few smellies off last night

My farts arent as loud as my burps though, most displeasing

 

[Channizard]

Lol, I pray for that kid too what with his lupine soon-to-be daddy. Jobless too? Oh God, how could she have married someone, have a kid by him, and he's jobless atm? I just . . . wow sucks to be her. Damn, that could not happen in my life.

Yay for tiny violin, Spongebob references! I'm such a geek.

I dunno. iirc, he had like three jobs when he sent me a message on fb all "omg don't you wish your bf was hot like me, and barked at the moon?"

But rly it appeared as though he had something to be proud of at one point.. besides his UBER LEET PWNABLE FFX-2 SKILLS... he also has a PS3. Yes. On myspace he made a bulletin or something about how much his life rawks now that he has a PS3. It is complete.

I was letting a few smellies off last night

My farts arent as loud as my burps though, most displeasing

I'm about 90% sound and 10% smell..

 

[Yumiko]

Yay for tiny violin, Spongebob references! I'm such a geek.

Oh Spongebob, Spongebob ❤

On myspace he made a bulletin or something about how much his life rawks now that he has a PS3. It is complete.

HIS PENIS WOULDN'T STAY IN THE CONDOM, WAS TOO SMALL AND DIDN'T STAY HARD. FOR SOMEONE WHO'S 6 FOOT TALL, YOU'D EXPECT A FOOT LONG PENIS, I WAS SORELY MISTAKEN

OMG I laughed so hard...
Well, he did say he was Stykian... so....

 

[Dionysos]

 

[Channizard]

I thank you ladies for joining me last night to converse the pitfalls of my ex. It was lulzy. I laughed. I cried. I laughed some more.

It was a fab night.