Apple Juice Doesn't exist in America

[Meds]

Um have n'any of you guys watched south park?

Blame Canada.

 

[AddleBoy]

D: omg! No wonder the apples in America aren't juicy!

The Chinese are stealing our juice and selling it back to us! Now we must go to war with China!

 

[Channizard]

Um have n'any of you guys watched south park?

Blame Canada.

WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU

 

[Rasputin]

Go to Washington State, plenty of apple juice is made there.

 

[Donald Trump]

You should get New Zealand Apple juice. Apparently they have the best apples.

This is true.

 

[Meds]

WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU

everything. I hate all you damn Canadians.

 

[AddleBoy]

I just had some apple juice today that said that it was made in America.

 

[Sabriel]

The Chinese are stealing our juice and selling it back to us! Now we must go to war with China!

I'M GOING THERE THIS SUMMER

 

[Channizard]

everything. I hate all you damn Canadians.

We gave the world Maple Syrup, you must bow to our greatness.

 

[Meds]

channy. look at my location ok

 

[Channizard]

Yeah but you're all Ontario'ish and I'm all British Columbian... Ergo, situation still stands.

 

[Meds]

Ouch, baby.

Very ouch.

 

[Rasputin]

besides, apple juice only doesn't exist in black america, they have apple drink instead

 

[Channizard]

Wait, so Blamerica isn't just a myth?

 

[Meds]

oh and fyi channy, I have tapped maple syrup out of many a tree myself.
It was for school.
and it takes fo eva.

 

[Gabe]

You better not drag Canada into all this.

 

[Channizard]

We already have.

Really? You've full on tapped a tree for Maple Syrup? Well then good sir, I concede for you are more Canadian than I. I've never done that before.