yes, i find graphical polygon models attractive. shut up. <3 also, i posted this on mah facebook, and now it's going on here because i'm an annoying shit. most are from FF or Squeenix games. (;
First impressions courtesy of Kirsty A. Lee, a girl with no knowledge of gaming.
Gotta love a guy wearing a midriff jacket and wielding a sword that looks a lot like a fish.
Ah, Tidus. A cheery Blitzball player from Zanarkand, a city destroyed 1,000 years ago. Tidus' bishonen good looks and ruffled blonde hair makes him the target
of much attention in Zanarkand, sadly causing him to become a massive media whore. Sin got angry and destroyed the city because he was annoyed that Tidus had stolen his title.
Tidus is pictured here without his soulmate Yuna, because she is stupid and can go die. <3
First Impression; yuh. yuh. yuh. he lewks hawt.
When he's not wearing a weird towel-like sheet over his head and sitting in a wheelchair, Mr. Shinra enjoys taunting strangers' mothers and jumping off buildings. Badass.
Rufus Shinra. ShinRa? Shinra. Whatever. Awesome name. Megolamanic head of Shinra Corporation, who is the kind of guy who can jump off a building and brazenly expect his bodyguards to take care of everything by pulling a massive net out of nowhere and setting it up for him to fall in. How nice.
First Impression; no. weird hair.
Guy? Girl? Whatever. Vincent is hot shit.
Vincent Valentine, a tortured Ex-Turk (no, he's not from Turkey) who was cruelly experimented on. Now his arm and leg are all blinged up and shiney! Vincent also likes indulging in a bit of magic tricks with his shape-shifting cape - now Marlene's here, now she's not!
First Impression; can't tell if it's a boy or girl. so no.
He's not doing an emo look. He's just squinting because he just took off his black blindfold and his black Org. XIII cape after torturing himself on the inside because he submitted to the darkness. Not. Emo.
Riku is from Kingdom Hearts I/II, except the one I have here is from II. Because in I he has weird pants that bulge in the middle and give him cankles. I can't have mah Riku dear suffering from cankle-ism. Riku was a minion of the darkness during I, trying to find his friend Kairi's heart by working with Maleficinent (the spell-fail witch from Sleeping Beauty - oh isn't she quite the cougar.) rather than working with Donald Duck and Goofy. Psh, silly Riku. Talking ducks and dogs are the way to go for a journey across the universe, not an intelligent woman with actual abilities!
First Impression; yes. but wtf happened to his hair - colour&length wise. he reminds me of channing tatum/cam gigandet 8D
Aw lookie at the cute little doggie! AW IT'S SO CUTE LET'S CUDDLE IT OMG ♥ ohwait there's a guy in the way. Uh. hai. ._.
Kiba Inuzuka from Naruto. Despite his human appearance, it seems that Kiba is half-dog (see, when he sniffs your face like that it's just a dog thing. Nothing to be afraid of, really.
Also, this means that he's probably a passionate lover. If you're willing to work through those beastility charges, Kiba can give you a long and happy life with him.
Until he gets crushed beneath a load of concrete, that is.
First Impression; he's cute. ish. baby cute.
The flamboyant outfit draws attention away from the fact that his sword looks like a penis.
Ky Kiske from Guilty Gear. He's a pilot.. and.. a king of.. some place..
Wikipedia has failed me. I googled him.
First Impression; thats a huge no. he looks gay. ._.
faulty game mechanics? i can deal with that. irritating camera view? i'll deal with that.
the Prince doing a striptease every few chapters? i'd tap that.
The Prince of Persia from.. well, the Prince of Persia. He cheerily scales walls without a care, leaping past scissor traps and even turning his own father to sand because they're both greedy idiots voiced by British voice actors. Why? He can turn back time, of course. Stuck in a doomed palace and forced to defeat various Sand Creatures (some of which strut towards him with a come hither look - no, not those ones, they bash you against the wall.), the Prince spends a fair bit of game time trying to rescue the palace and its inhabitants. he screws it all up at the last second, and forces Brittany to go through with an irritating boss fight and sit through a boring semi-erotic bath scene.
Oh. And he's fairly attractive. /rant.
First Impression; uh. no. but it reminds me of that movie. treasure something. -kirst continues on with rant which ends up with her confusing the Mummy with National Treasure-.
It's.. pink.
Guybrush Threepwood is a pathetic pirate adventurer who announces himself as "Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!" although on occasion (specifically the ones where a French fellow is looking down a cannon at him) he'll call himself "Guybrush Threepwood.. sir." even if you want him to say "I'm Guybrush Threepwood, what's your name, panty face?" Darn those unreliable conversation options. He's the blonde one in the middle, btw. No, that's not a girl.. that's him.
No First Impression here, Kirst would have just died at his goodlooks.
And that's the end. I hope I tried to keep you awake with my pathetic summaries, and if you have no idea who these people are, that's okay too. I've played more games than the amount of people who died from swine flu.
7.
Darn media, blowing things out of proportion.
I probably should've smushed Cloud or Sephiroth in there somewhere.. hm..
There we go.
First impressions courtesy of Kirsty A. Lee, a girl with no knowledge of gaming.
Gotta love a guy wearing a midriff jacket and wielding a sword that looks a lot like a fish.
Ah, Tidus. A cheery Blitzball player from Zanarkand, a city destroyed 1,000 years ago. Tidus' bishonen good looks and ruffled blonde hair makes him the target
of much attention in Zanarkand, sadly causing him to become a massive media whore. Sin got angry and destroyed the city because he was annoyed that Tidus had stolen his title.
Tidus is pictured here without his soulmate Yuna, because she is stupid and can go die. <3
First Impression; yuh. yuh. yuh. he lewks hawt.
When he's not wearing a weird towel-like sheet over his head and sitting in a wheelchair, Mr. Shinra enjoys taunting strangers' mothers and jumping off buildings. Badass.
Rufus Shinra. ShinRa? Shinra. Whatever. Awesome name. Megolamanic head of Shinra Corporation, who is the kind of guy who can jump off a building and brazenly expect his bodyguards to take care of everything by pulling a massive net out of nowhere and setting it up for him to fall in. How nice.
First Impression; no. weird hair.
Guy? Girl? Whatever. Vincent is hot shit.
Vincent Valentine, a tortured Ex-Turk (no, he's not from Turkey) who was cruelly experimented on. Now his arm and leg are all blinged up and shiney! Vincent also likes indulging in a bit of magic tricks with his shape-shifting cape - now Marlene's here, now she's not!
First Impression; can't tell if it's a boy or girl. so no.
He's not doing an emo look. He's just squinting because he just took off his black blindfold and his black Org. XIII cape after torturing himself on the inside because he submitted to the darkness. Not. Emo.
Riku is from Kingdom Hearts I/II, except the one I have here is from II. Because in I he has weird pants that bulge in the middle and give him cankles. I can't have mah Riku dear suffering from cankle-ism. Riku was a minion of the darkness during I, trying to find his friend Kairi's heart by working with Maleficinent (the spell-fail witch from Sleeping Beauty - oh isn't she quite the cougar.) rather than working with Donald Duck and Goofy. Psh, silly Riku. Talking ducks and dogs are the way to go for a journey across the universe, not an intelligent woman with actual abilities!
First Impression; yes. but wtf happened to his hair - colour&length wise. he reminds me of channing tatum/cam gigandet 8D
Aw lookie at the cute little doggie! AW IT'S SO CUTE LET'S CUDDLE IT OMG ♥ ohwait there's a guy in the way. Uh. hai. ._.
Kiba Inuzuka from Naruto. Despite his human appearance, it seems that Kiba is half-dog (see, when he sniffs your face like that it's just a dog thing. Nothing to be afraid of, really.
Also, this means that he's probably a passionate lover. If you're willing to work through those beastility charges, Kiba can give you a long and happy life with him.
Until he gets crushed beneath a load of concrete, that is.
First Impression; he's cute. ish. baby cute.
The flamboyant outfit draws attention away from the fact that his sword looks like a penis.
Ky Kiske from Guilty Gear. He's a pilot.. and.. a king of.. some place..
Wikipedia has failed me. I googled him.
First Impression; thats a huge no. he looks gay. ._.
faulty game mechanics? i can deal with that. irritating camera view? i'll deal with that.
the Prince doing a striptease every few chapters? i'd tap that.
The Prince of Persia from.. well, the Prince of Persia. He cheerily scales walls without a care, leaping past scissor traps and even turning his own father to sand because they're both greedy idiots voiced by British voice actors. Why? He can turn back time, of course. Stuck in a doomed palace and forced to defeat various Sand Creatures (some of which strut towards him with a come hither look - no, not those ones, they bash you against the wall.), the Prince spends a fair bit of game time trying to rescue the palace and its inhabitants. he screws it all up at the last second, and forces Brittany to go through with an irritating boss fight and sit through a boring semi-erotic bath scene.
Oh. And he's fairly attractive. /rant.
First Impression; uh. no. but it reminds me of that movie. treasure something. -kirst continues on with rant which ends up with her confusing the Mummy with National Treasure-.
It's.. pink.
Guybrush Threepwood is a pathetic pirate adventurer who announces himself as "Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!" although on occasion (specifically the ones where a French fellow is looking down a cannon at him) he'll call himself "Guybrush Threepwood.. sir." even if you want him to say "I'm Guybrush Threepwood, what's your name, panty face?" Darn those unreliable conversation options. He's the blonde one in the middle, btw. No, that's not a girl.. that's him.
No First Impression here, Kirst would have just died at his goodlooks.
And that's the end. I hope I tried to keep you awake with my pathetic summaries, and if you have no idea who these people are, that's okay too. I've played more games than the amount of people who died from swine flu.
7.
Darn media, blowing things out of proportion.
I probably should've smushed Cloud or Sephiroth in there somewhere.. hm..
There we go.
*drools at Vincent*
xD
OMAGAWD.