Help Master Dave Buy A Sex Slave

[Aztec Triogal]

A friend in need is a friend indeed. Ok, let's cut the cutsie bull-crap. As many of us have fulfilled the yearning for sexual pleasure in our lives at one point or another, there is one among us, known as a legend in these parts, who has been sitting bench-side for far too long.

As a community-wide effort to help out a fellow mate stuck in a hard place, and looking for a place to stick his hard one, I want to raise my glass to propose we make a full-hearted effort to donate our hard-earned money. Let us give from our heart to the cause of getting Riku/Dave laid. Pleasure Town; Viva la Vista; Wham-Bam-Thank You Ma'am. That's what I'm talking about. Please donate by clicking the link below.

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[AddleBoy]

FUCK THAT!

Why don't you all get ME laid?

 

[Koloth]

Dave is still kid.

 

[Busta]

Roses are Red,
What you seek is Pink,
I'd have put something less stupid,
If I'da had more time to think.

 

[Serah]

Dave is still kid.

Unfortunately the times have changed, Koloth. Don't you know kids ages 15+ are getting laid nowadays?

 

[Tipsynaruto]

Really? i thought is was more like 13 or 14 +. Meh. Kids these days make me feel old

 

[Serah]

Meh...I don't like thinking of kids that age having sex. That's why I said 15+...x_x

 

[Aztec Triogal]

Dave is still kid.

LOL Ok there Mister Miyagi, the boy still wants to stink up some pink. It's our job as his friends to get him some action. And since none of the women here seem to want to bite the bullet (or some other equally small member) we're gonna have to pitch in. I pledge 5 FFF-bucks! Can anyone match my fake pledge!?

 

[Roy Mustang]

I'm 13, why ain't I getting laid?

 

[Busta]

I will toss in 30 FFF-bucks!

 

[Serah]

I'm 13, why ain't I getting laid?

You don't NEED to be getting laid yet young man!

 

[Dean Winchester]

Man, let's see what we can do XD

 

[Busta]

Donate some money, and get him a hunny!@!!#$W@!

 

[Roy Mustang]

You don't NEED to be getting laid yet young man!

But I want ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

/fit

 

[Dean Winchester]

*shatters piggy bank*
Here are 25 FFF Bucks, that's all I have now ;__;
At this rate, Dave won't get a chick anytime soon

 

[Aztec Triogal]

You know who we could get to donate some money!? Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

 

[Dean Winchester]

what if we dress Addle as a girl and give it to Dave? I bet he wouldn't notice....
Well not at first

 

[Tipsynaruto]

I'm 13, why ain't I getting laid?

Meh. maybe nobody wants to screw a square piece of cheese?

 

[AddleBoy]

what if we dress Addle as a girl and give it to Dave? I bet he wouldn't notice....
Well not at first

Is that your twisted way of calling me pretty? ;D

 

[Roy Mustang]

Meh. maybe nobody wants to screw a square piece of cheese?

I'm a sponge. uttahere:

/donate .50 FFF cents.