Wanking

[Aztec Triogal]

Only from you my fog breathing sweetie

 

[The Illusive Man]

lol is it me or do all women want a dick so they can have a wank?

i propose a swap so i can finger myself in a nice vagina and look at it all day

 

[Fusilli]

Good luck in bending that far.

 

[Donald Trump]

I think he has a mirror

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

I claim Jane's!

 

[Davey Gaga]

You need people need to get laid...

You need speak need correctly.

Kelly, IT DIDN'T HAPPENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

[Aztec Triogal]

Merc, quit editing my fucking posts...

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

I'm editing fuck all.

 

[Bambi]

IT'S LIKE A FUCKING CIRCUS IN HERE

 

[Bambi]

Good luck in bending that far.

I found that really really funny xD

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Clitface.

 

[Aztec Triogal]

I'm editing fuck all.

Mod abuse! The internets is serious business!

 

[Roy Mustang]

I remember once my mum found my lube...
I usally keep it under my bed but the night before i was tired and I just left it by my TV
Lucky it said 'Silky Smooth' in big letters, she thought it was shampoo.
She was like 'It doesn't smell very nice'.
xD

 

[Coco]

...

 

[Bambi]

Lubelol

 

[Aztec Triogal]

What were you doing fingering your bum? This thread is about wanking. Man up and shower that son'bitch

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You should have told her to try it.

 

[Aztec Triogal]

with you...

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

... and a carrot...

 

[Aztec Triogal]

and Reigning Deity's "play time" cucumber