Fan Fiction The SeeDs

[Takaiki]

I hate cats.
*Pulls out a chain saw.*

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

SAVE ME!

 

[Takaiki]

There is no saving you! You have angered me!
*Starts trying to cut off Klonoa's tail.*

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Taking a chainsaw to every pussy you see isn't good

 

[Rukai]

Oswald has became a cat

 

[Takaiki]

I know I only do it to you and other cats.
*Hits the tail with the chain saw.*

 

[Zeria Iiyasei]

Mm. I'm home. My dance was miserable. I hate my life. I wish I could jump into Lake Michigan and die. I'll explain more details in the morning. V_V g'night all.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Um... Goodnight, uhhh... Sweet dreams?

 

[Takaiki]

...It was because Oswald was there wasn't it.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

...It was because Oswald wasn't there wasn't it.

Fixed

 

[Zeria Iiyasei]

no. I really would rather not go into detail. I just had a cruddy night. That's all.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

You said you'd tell us though

 

[Zeria Iiyasei]

I changed my mind. It's too depressing to think about. V_V

 

[Ezio Auditore]

*sings Zeria a song to make her happy* Always look on the briiiight side of life!

 

[Zeria Iiyasei]

V_V *coverz up with a blanket and takes a nap*

 

[Gabranth]

Well.....the Jazz Party/Club on Thursday was epic for me. At least the bouncers didn't throw anyone out or cancel the party if anyone smoked indoors. Epic after party too.

 

[Hydracula]

Okay, so what has happened up to now? I leave for a day and over 10 pages,

So, apart from Danny's secret, ajem... I'm not allowed to talk about it,

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

tell us this secret!

 

[Kei]

What is the secret?

 

[Ezio Auditore]

The secret is... Damon is ghey, he had sex with meh last night.