and so I wake up this fine morning....

Prince Oberyn Martel

Prince Oberyn Martel

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to find that half my hair is Pink! Fucking women and their cunting fascanation with playing with long hair! ¬¬

Lastnight was fun but its come with a cost. Thank fuck im off to a festival today so its sorta an excuse.....

:neomon:
 
Could've been worse.

They could've shaved half of it off, and one of your eyebrows.
 
They wouldn't do that, as it would mean they would have no more hair to play with. Infact they only went mental with it lastnight because I told them im considering a cut next week when I get back :wacky:

Got bite marks where one of them had my arm in her jaw, so everytime I tried to get away she'd bite it really fucking hard. Kinky, but so so uncool ¬¬
 
Well I already feel a right Plum :gasp:

The mother just came down wanting an explanation as too why her bath, towel and alot of the floor is coverd in pink stuff....she just stared at me for a moment and went straight back to bed :wacky:
 
Hahahaha you plonker

Take a picture boi, I want pink hair =(
 
Moonchild said:
Well I already feel a right Plum :gasp:

The mother just came down wanting an explanation as too why her bath, towel and alot of the floor is coverd in pink stuff....she just stared at me for a moment and went straight back to bed :wacky:
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you always say the funniest shit. xD

Silent Jay said:
but wait. if your 16 yr old sister has had large cock, then good chance her possibly cute friends have too, which means they would be sluts for anything. Go for it boi!
Matthew Bellamy said:
they'd just complain about how i'm only 6 1/2 :P
Silent Jay said:
they wouldnt when you stick it in their arse :wacky:
Silent Jay said:
or dont give them a chance to see it
Silent Jay said:
move like a ninja!
 
Delorean said:
you always say the funniest shit. xD

Silent Jay said:
but wait. if your 16 yr old sister has had large cock, then good chance her possibly cute friends have too, which means they would be sluts for anything. Go for it boi!
Matthew Bellamy said:
they'd just complain about how i'm only 6 1/2 :P
Silent Jay said:
they wouldnt when you stick it in their arse :wacky:
Silent Jay said:
or dont give them a chance to see it
Silent Jay said:
move like a ninja!
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You've grown :wacky:

I'm sunburnt to fuck. Might have some piccys up soon aswell if any decent ones turn up...
 
I'm sunburnt to fuck aswel>_>

I didn't think it was possibe for England to get this hot, I have a fan behind me turned right up. Im on fucking fire:gasp:
 
I was getting hungry earlier because I was so toasty. I'm almost prime to fucking eat I swear :gasp:

Adding insult to injury, I now have a very stuffy n'drippy nose aswell. ><
 
My nose is fine, just aboit red

Fucking ravenous though, I might make some pancakes
 
MMM pancakes, do you guys have IHOP in england?? If not you should definately import it. Sorry to hear about you hair man, once a couple of girls held me down and put make up and did my hair up. Girls suck sometimes.
 
IHOP stand for International House of Pancakes, one the best places to get some very good pancakes. And sometimes you can get unlimited pancakes for a decent price, depending on the time of the year. And it is also very hot here in Michigan, for some reason Michigan has extremley hot summers and very cold winters. Damn global warming screwin things up.
 
Im stuffed after one pancake, although it did have strawberries nanas and cream on it

Theres a pancake house in Manchester, but other than that I don't know of any others
 
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