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Lets talk about how awful your cat is... I hear it keeps scratching you
I heard you missed these
Lets talk about how awful your cat is... I hear it keeps scratching you
Yet another terrible thread
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Lexy! -hugs-
Just because I prefer your shit threads to Jim's doesn't mean I wanna see more of them 
Yes my cat is terrible. He doesn't scratch me though, he just scratches all my things.
Last night he was pretty cute, purring and laying in my lap, then he just snapped and had a psychotic episode and tried to destroy my couch!
Yes my cat is terrible. He doesn't scratch me though, he just scratches all my things.
Last night he was pretty cute, purring and laying in my lap, then he just snapped and had a psychotic episode and tried to destroy my couch!
That sounds like a nightmare
Hopefully that calms him the fuck down!
i'm sure there's a context there, but without it this sounds incredibly stalkerish
Usually getting fixed makes an animal more chill...
LOL
My cat is crazy, chopping his best bits off will make him less crazy. mhm aha
We should do it for humans, too. Just cut their balls off or remove their uterus! You'll be as chill as a Jamaican with a bag full of weed!
...What kind of balls would Catdog of had??
the cat would disagree i'm sure
...What kind of balls would Catdog of had??
I don't think a catdog is capable of reproduction... I don't even know how it takes a shit...
OMGawd! I remember Catdog! I loved that show! 
I don't think a catdog is capable of reproduction... I don't even know how it takes a shit...
Out of the mouth, obviously. Their tongues are sexual organs.
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