Your Epic fails
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Hmm and epic fail ive done?
well there was one time when I was out on the town with my mates when we were all gawking at this really hot lass, it was my turn to get the round in...
I went to go to the bar, still gawking at the bird who was wearing a low-cut top....then disaster struck!!!
There was a small set of stairs going past the girl going to the bar, since I was paying more attention to her than where I was going, I tripped over the stair and landed headfirst in her breasts!!!
That was quite possibly the biggest slap I ever got in my whole life from a girl, despite appologising god knows how many times, but the epic fail did spin to epic success when she felt guilty about slapping me and I ended up taking her home xD
well there was one time when I was out on the town with my mates when we were all gawking at this really hot lass, it was my turn to get the round in...
I went to go to the bar, still gawking at the bird who was wearing a low-cut top....then disaster struck!!!
There was a small set of stairs going past the girl going to the bar, since I was paying more attention to her than where I was going, I tripped over the stair and landed headfirst in her breasts!!!
That was quite possibly the biggest slap I ever got in my whole life from a girl, despite appologising god knows how many times, but the epic fail did spin to epic success when she felt guilty about slapping me and I ended up taking her home xD
VegaNovus
The Soul Provider
Hmm epic fails.. I like this topic already..
Ok, I used to skate a bit before the weather started changing and you could actually predict sun.. and one day I was down the skate park, practicing a move all week and I nailed it!
So I thought ok.. this could impress someone so I got this girl over to show off and stuff.. as guys do.. and I set myself up for the box, caught some speed and went for the trick.. and amazing.. I done it.. I thought wow.. she's gonna really love me.. so I went to slow down on my skateboard and my wheel hit a tiny stone and the skateboard buckled and next thing I know.. I have a skateboard between my right and left nut.. My god that hurt, I was crying.
I felt so stupid.. I have barely skated since then.. and the girl wasn't impressed but luckily she still talks to me aha!
Ok, I used to skate a bit before the weather started changing and you could actually predict sun.. and one day I was down the skate park, practicing a move all week and I nailed it!
So I thought ok.. this could impress someone so I got this girl over to show off and stuff.. as guys do.. and I set myself up for the box, caught some speed and went for the trick.. and amazing.. I done it.. I thought wow.. she's gonna really love me.. so I went to slow down on my skateboard and my wheel hit a tiny stone and the skateboard buckled and next thing I know.. I have a skateboard between my right and left nut.. My god that hurt, I was crying.
I felt so stupid.. I have barely skated since then.. and the girl wasn't impressed but luckily she still talks to me aha!
I remember back at high school I was playing soccer with some friends. One of my mates accidentally booted the ball into another friends nuts. So I ran over to laugh at my friend as he rolled around on the grass in pain.
Then as I was laughing away, my friend accidentally booted the ball into my nuts as well. I dropped straight to the ground and then everyone else stopped playing to laugh as my friend and I both rolled around on the grass in pain.
Then as I was laughing away, my friend accidentally booted the ball into my nuts as well. I dropped straight to the ground and then everyone else stopped playing to laugh as my friend and I both rolled around on the grass in pain.
Seed
Gunblade Master
I lived in Spain a few years ago...
and I was at the rec center with a few friends.
Me, a couple other guys and girls, and a specific girl I had a crush on.
Me and a buddy started playing ping pong, hitting the ball as hard as we could.
(not really playing, just hitting it around)
Anyways I hit it really hard and it went flying and bouncing and we lost it.
So we took a ball from the foosball (spelling?) table and started using it instead.
Those balls are a lot harder and heavier than a ping pong ball.
So we hit it back and forth and suddenly I hit it as hard as I could.
It flew to the left of my buddy and hit my crush right in the forehead.
and I was at the rec center with a few friends.
Me, a couple other guys and girls, and a specific girl I had a crush on.
Me and a buddy started playing ping pong, hitting the ball as hard as we could.
(not really playing, just hitting it around)
Anyways I hit it really hard and it went flying and bouncing and we lost it.
So we took a ball from the foosball (spelling?) table and started using it instead.
Those balls are a lot harder and heavier than a ping pong ball.
So we hit it back and forth and suddenly I hit it as hard as I could.
It flew to the left of my buddy and hit my crush right in the forehead.
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Well, it's always amusing to hear the massive fail of me trying to do vocals on Rock Band when I have a terrible case of the hiccups. It's almost pathetic, and I've always wondered how an audience would react if a real band's vocalist suddenly developed the hiccups on-stage.